The Dead Thread

[The binman chronicles]

Picture the scene. .... a cold churchyard. .. 2 pre dug graves... Jim Bowen's funeral. ..vicar with a sense of humour...

"Iiiiiiiiiin one......"

...And then picks up an ocular organ of a certain bovine variety and throws that in it whilst saying...

"And that's the Bullseye!"

 

[Professor Toffee]

Picture the scene. .... a cold churchyard. .. 2 pre dug graves... Jim Bowen's funeral. ..vicar with a sense of humour...

"Iiiiiiiiiin one......"

nothing in this game for 2 in a bed

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Will be great when the executor of Jim Bowen's will is announcing who gets what from his estate:
"For you, son, an up-to-the-minute cassette player and tea maid."
"For my loving daughter, I leave you an alarm clock radio combo and a foldable clothes drying rack."
"And for my wife, a stainless steel 10-piece canteen of cutlery."

 

[Chozz]

Thatcher is still dead

 

[tommytowne]

Died on 14th March too, or 3.14, which is Pi, also known as Pi day.

Steak and blow job day also!

 

[Toast]

Thatcher is still dead

I'd take her now to deal with this Russian business btw.

 

[gonetomorrow]

I'd take her now to deal with this Russian business btw.

The Russians used to love her Iron Lady persona. Putin would too. They could go riding bareback together in the birch forest.

 

[Cels]

Died on 14th March too, or 3.14, which is Pi, also known as Pi day.

Just visualised the disappointing look on Big Sams face as someone says to him: "No sam. Not pie day".

 

[summerisle]

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Before clicking it.. is it the clothes bundle for those two guys?! They were absolutely gutted!

 

[Brendan Janus]

Katie Boyle, a goner, peacefully !

 

[degsy]

Will be great when the executor of Jim Bowen's will is announcing who gets what from his estate:
"For you, son, an up-to-the-minute cassette player and tea maid."
"For my loving daughter, I leave you an alarm clock radio combo and a foldable clothes drying rack."
"And for my wife, a stainless steel 10-piece canteen of cutlery."

And for his mother in law...and here's what you could've won

 

[Brendan Janus]

Before clicking it.. is it the clothes bundle for those two guys?! They were absolutely gutted!

Smashing, super, great !

 

[blue61]

Katie Boyle, a goner, peacefully !

Clothes have never been whiter.

 

[chrismpw]

Will be great when the executor of Jim Bowen's will is announcing who gets what from his estate:
"For you, son, an up-to-the-minute cassette player and tea maid."
"For my loving daughter, I leave you an alarm clock radio combo and a foldable clothes drying rack."
"And for my wife, a stainless steel 10-piece canteen of cutlery."

Who gets the speed boat?