The ' Chat '

noharmdone · December 10, 2012

Right lads, busy house here tonight, helped speed getting my lads into bed by running baths Etc..
My eldest.. clearly is going to need " The Chat " soon.. hairs sprouting up everywhere..

Now, even though I now have 4 lads, this will be the first 'Chat'..
Its a different ball game to when I was a lad, I was happy skegging a glimpse of a porno that was found in the bushes.. but nowadays, its all internet etc..
I would be naive to think he dosent check out Babestation on the tele ( more a playboy tv man myself like )

But how do I play it ?
All cool, and relaxed.. OR .. lay down some ground rules and spell it out like it is ?

Good folk of GOT.. any tips appreciated !

Gwladys St. Glory · December 10, 2012

All depends on the kid, IMHO...

Bigmaclad · December 10, 2012

Stick some porn on the tele and say "This is what I do to yer mar all the time lad"

noharmdone · December 10, 2012

Bigmaclad said:
Stick some porn on the tele and say "This is what I do to yer mar all the time lad"

He sorted out my iPad.. put all my pics onto it.. I dread to think...

McBain · December 10, 2012

Sock puppets mate

malfosse · December 10, 2012

Do what I did, say nothing, and keep your fingers crossed.

Gwladys St. Glory · December 10, 2012

If anything, don't let him joke his way out of it...let him know you're serious.

Joao Moutinho · December 10, 2012

Tell him to smash as many as he can while he still can

noharmdone · December 10, 2012

malfosse said:
Do what I did, say nothing, and keep your fingers crossed.

Did it work ?

I can only dread to think what its like with girls ?

Degs62 · December 10, 2012

Drag a chair into your bedroom and put a live show on for him with your missus, complete with commentary on what you are doing.

noharmdone · December 10, 2012

Degs62 said:
Drag a chair into your bedroom and put a live show on for him with your missus, complete with commentary on what you are doing.

We had a baby last week.. chance would be a fine thing mate..

chrissyjack · December 10, 2012

Show him the baby. Pretend to be stressed out. Tell him " Keep it in ya pants, lad. Or this is what feckin' happens "

Sharpys top lip · December 10, 2012

Take him to a brass house. Sorted.

noharmdone · December 10, 2012

chrissyjack said:
Show him the baby. Pretend to be stressed out. Tell him " Keep it in ya pants, lad. Or this is what feckin' happens "

Mate !

toffeejack · December 10, 2012

tell him to finger owls? this thread is taylor made for jock. in all seriousness, i never had "the chat" and will probably do the same when i'm suppose to because it would be too awkward. They have sex ed classes in school, aren't they used to help educate kids on such matters?