The Bus

[IrishBlue2022]

On a bus now on my way home after a few beers. They always have a unique clientele and aroma.

This one has a strong smell of tobacco and guy heckling flem. Quite civil conversation which is a nice change.

What do you think of getting the bus and whats your best stories?

 

[Daytripper]

I avoid it if I can mate

 

[Bryan+]

Those old enough to remember getting a bus when people could smoke on them, I used to get an hour long bus journey to school, in the winter you’d think I’d been to Auschwitz, water draining on the floor, windows full of condensation and and chain smoking teenagers.

Grim.

 

[NeilMorepies]

The Vengabus is coming!!

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

I often take a ‘commuter bus’ to work in Washington (DC). It’s a direct 80 minute drive and more like a posh Charra than a bus. The one thing that remains despite the change of bus, change of continent, etc. is the guy heckling phlegm for the entirety of the journey. Ffs get that seen to or stay home!

 

[trueblue84]

On a bus now on my way home after a few beers. They always have a unique clientele and aroma.

This one has a strong smell of tobacco and guy heckling flem. Quite civil conversation which is a nice change.

What do you think of getting the bus and whats your best stories?

I remember someone doing heroin while I was on the bus back from uni. That was something new.

 

[Kurt.]

What peasant uses public transport

 

[LEONARD]

The last 19 home from Town on a Saturday night was fun.

Some bloke playing the spoons, a lady with purple hair trying to cop off with the driver, and a nark trying to fight everyone.

Relieved to make it to Walton Hall Park and home.

 

[Bryan+]

What peasant uses public transport

You?

 

[Blue 1]

Full of smelly humans coughing down your neck.

It's a great big germ van doing about 20 over loads of speed ramps.

 

[Kurt.]

You?

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That was a hired Coach I’ll have you know … footy away days innit

 

[KaiserEFC]

Don’t mind trains, air travel is an unfortunate necessity and boats are at least interesting but Jesus Christ I swear to god busses have a portal by the back seats that just spawn the absolute worst and weirdest of humanity

 

[Micky_T]

There are 3 things in life that I will never, ever do...

1. Support the RS
2. Live on the Wirral
3. Get on a bus

 

[Tommy Chong]

Run a UV light through a public bus, and you'll see that there's evidence of more human bodily fluids being released than in a hospital operating theatre!

Thank you, but I'll stick with my vintage 1964 Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud and chauffeur.

 

[Kurt.]

I’ll be honest, I don’t mind the bus now and again, not got on one in a few years now though … EXCEPT FIR HIRED COACHES FOR FOOTY AWAYS BRIAN !!!