The best coffee in der werld

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degsy said:
Pretentious coffee lovers are the new pretentious wine lovers, a plague on both your houses.

I actually prefer Instant, it's only a drink ffs.

Though I do hear that those beans that come out of some wildcats ar*e is supposed to be the stuff.
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I will never get this. Instant coffee is not coffee. Sure it was derived from coffee, but damn, the stuff is nasty. I am not a 'caramel macciato frappacino' drinker. I simply like a good, full of flavour coffee. I won't drink cheap and nasty coffee as it just doesn't taste good.
 

Yeah the thing I hate most about Ingerland is that you can't get a decent cuppa without putting in an effort.
Instant coffee is terrible. You bad bad bad bad people.

Good coffee and good wine = good times. Ffs.
 
Melbourne fancies itself as a great coffee city, but really, it's the same everywhere in cafes/coffee shops - the coffee, I mean. Same in Italy. Their coffee tastes the same as Melbourne's except it's too lukewarm. I drink Nescafe Espresso at home. Strong and sweet and careful not to put too much milk in it. That's what I like but we're not all the same and some people would hate what I like. Coffee snobs who knock instant should bear that in mind.
 
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"Mmm! Damnnn Jimmy! This is some serious Gourmet sh*t! I would've been happy with some tasters choice, freeze dried stuff, but he goes and springs this serious gourmet sh*t, what flavour is this?"
"Knock it off Julie"
"What?"
"I don't need you to tell me how f*ckin' good my coffee is okay? I'm the one who buys it...when Bonnie goes out? She buys SH*T, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff 'cause when I drink it, I wanna taste it."
 

Big fan of the Taylor's range, the After Dark is lovely. I normally don't get the HLJ anymore as Mrs Jock isn't a fan but the Telecomms Tech on the rig has his own private stash so I'm three cups in and shaking like a sh*tting dog today.
 

sorry Dylan can't help it I'm a product of my time
3 choices
1) Tea
2) Instant Coffee
3) No coffee

with a nod Ovaltine Horlicks Cocoa etc
 
You're evidently suffering from tastebud AIDS Degsy mate.

Can I suggest a teaspoon of sawdust, 3 times a day for two weeks.
 
Dylan said:
I will never get this. Instant coffee is not coffee. Sure it was derived from coffee, but damn, the stuff is nasty. I am not a 'caramel macciato frappacino' drinker. I simply like a good, full of flavour coffee. I won't drink cheap and nasty coffee as it just doesn't taste good.
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Same. If it's not a real coffee I walk away. I'll have a cup of tea instead.
 
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