The Best Chef on Tele

bobbyrob · December 13, 2009

Just watching Heston Blumenthal Perfect christmas,He is one clever Bastar*.The meals he comes up with are just unreal

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Top Ten
1. Nigella (Because her Tits wobble when she whisks)
2. Rick Stein
3. Heston
4. Jamie Oliver
5. Anna Gere (Aussie)
6. Richard Corrigan
7. Delia Smith
8. The skinny Fat Ladie
9. The Fat Fat Ladie
10. Hugh Fernly Whittingstall
FOOD I LOVE IT

McBain · December 13, 2009

Ive got my top 5 chefs of all time

1. Jamie Oliver. Taught me how to cook and say 'pucka'
2. Luke Nguyen. Met him, ate his food, watched his show.
3. Zee Catering. THE best caterers in the film industry.
4. My Dad. Top bloke that.
5. Nigella. Because she's worth it.

Sharpys top lip · December 13, 2009

Close the book, we have a winner...!!!

McBain · December 13, 2009

Sharpys top lip said:
Close the book, we have a winner...!!!

Until he became a peodophile and he ended up over the cliff.

"Yoooouuuu and me....uh huh.....simultaneously"

Sharpys top lip · December 13, 2009

McBain said:
Until he became a peodophile and he ended up over the cliff.

"Yoooouuuu and me....uh huh.....simultaneously"

That was funny [Poor language removed] mate, they really got the hump with him..!!!!

TsarDiniyar · December 13, 2009

The Hairy Bikers are quality.

McBain · December 13, 2009

Sharpys top lip said:
That was funny [Poor language removed] mate, they really got the hump with him..!!!!

I bet they weren't even bothered when he died.

Bad kids those.

Hayee · December 13, 2009

GINO!

daza_1973 · December 13, 2009

Hands down

GhostOfDixie · December 13, 2009

Gordon Ramsay is the most successful chef on telly.

His no nonsense approach to being a chef - and the fact he was dragged up by a dad who used to beat him, his brothers and sisters and his mum, and he still made it as a success - well for me it's him all the way.

Mutzo Nutzo · December 13, 2009

I like Marco Pierre White....scary feckin eyes...you just know if you cross him you're gonna end up in one of his pies..apparently he had Gordon Ramsay in tears when he was a trainee

GhostOfDixie · December 13, 2009

Mutzo Nutzo said:
I like Marco Pierre White....scary feckin eyes...you just know if you cross him you're gonna end up in one of his pies..apparently he had Gordon Ramsay in tears when he was a trainee

Yeah he did, it's the way of the chef. Get bollocked if your soufle doesn't rise the correct height.

He is good on Hells Kitchen.

Dutch Toffee · December 13, 2009

GhostOfDixie said:
Gordon Ramsay is the most successful chef on telly.

His no nonsense approach to being a chef - and the fact he was dragged up by a dad who used to beat him, his brothers and sisters and his mum, and he still made it as a success - well for me it's him all the way.

This, I love his shows.

monty · December 13, 2009

my top five are

1 Richard Corrigan.............best chef by a street

2 Delia Smith, she got the nation cooking

3 Hairy Bikers, neither are qualified chefs but they enjoy doing what they do and make it look easy which it is after practice

4 Michel Roue........he is a legend, a chefs chef

5 Paul Heathcote, an unheralded genius.

Special mentions for John Torode, Ed Bauins both easy to follow chefs who exhibit passion and Nigela Lawsons tits (she is a crap celebrity cook no more no less)