The battle of Moyes v Fat Waiter

[chrissyjack]

If our beloved Davey and that fat Iberian across the park had a fight, how would it pan out?

I think Davey would reduce the fat one to a pile of ----- with one icy glare, a glare that would frighten a Dalek

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

Moyes would kick the [Poor language removed] out of him.

Not to be rude like.

 

[Sharpys top lip]

He'd smash his fukking fat spanish head in....

 

[zed]

nah! fatty blinky would rely on his snide mates clattenberg, poll etc as usual to paper over his bail him out to make it look like he`s tasty

 

[Number_25]

Well because of the blinkers that the Fat Spanish Waiter would be wearing it'll be an unfair contest.

 

[padefc]

wow what a miss match this would be big dave (as i like to call him) would absolutly muller that fsw in to smitherines it would be like taking sweets from a baby

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

Benitez may well be favorite as he carries a bit extra in weight, always useful in fisticuffs situations, the thing is people need to realize that not all Scots are known for brawling and such, some just like to be more reserved and phlegmatic and prefer a nice game of golf and beetle collecting, maybe Moyes is the latter.

a brawl between these two is never going to happen lets face it.

 

[turner]

my granddad was glaswegian and the best bit of advice he gave me was "if it all kicks off, the only winner is the man still with his drink at the end of it"

 

[turner]

i've paraphrased him there, i could only really understand half of what he said.