The American Appreciation Thread

[RAFUH]

rafuh dont talk s*** sookie is real.

She is real, but sweetheart, she is not Southern.

To be fair her British accent was spot on though.

The blonde who works in the lab in CSI Miami has a gorgeous Southern accent. I find an accent like hers or Kyra Sedgwick's practically hypnotic.

Much better....

Emily Procter is actually Southern and graduated from the college where I teach..... true Carolina Girl

 

[Goat]

TOUCHDOWN

 

[TheFinnFan]

She is real, but sweetheart, she is not Southern.

she is to me, dont ruin my fantasy ffs

 

[RAFUH]

she is to me, dont ruin my fantasy ffs

My apologies FinnFan. I know better than to mess with male fantasies

You are correct. Sookie is Southern






Anna Paquin is a Kiwi

 

[TheFinnFan]

My apologies FinnFan. I know better than to mess with male fantasies

You are correct. Sookie is Southern






Anna Paquin is a Kiwi

yeah, fair enough

 

[KevO]

Her gap front teeth just bug the hell out of me... You could kick a football thru them.


Reese Witherspoon's a true southern gal from N'awlins (New Orleans):

 

[Frank Drebin]

She is real, but sweetheart, she is not Southern.




Much better....

Emily Procter is actually Southern and graduated from the college where I teach..... true Carolina Girl

Carolina eh? Hmm, I'd say I should take a "Coming to America," inspired trip to find myself a sweet Southern belle, except I fear I would spend my days in a state of constant arousal, using travel books to hide my erection as elderly women offer directions and gazing into the eyes of supermarket checkout girls and thinking that the words "card declined" had never sounded so beautiful.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Her gap front teeth just bug the hell out of me... You could kick a football thru them.

it is sexy

 

[RAFUH]

Carolina eh? Hmm, I'd say I should take a "Coming to America," inspired trip to find myself a sweet Southern belle, except I fear I would spend my days in a state of constant arousal, using travel books to hide my erection as elderly women offer directions and gazing into the eyes of supermarket checkout girls and thinking that the words "card declined" had never sounded so beautiful.

You'd be fine. The accent thing works in reverse. You'd have all the southern girls swooning.

 

[Frank Drebin]

You'd be fine. The accent thing works in reverse. You'd have all the southern girls swooning.

Ah that's a stroke of luck. I'll just tell them the constant erection is a British thing, hopefully they'll find it charming.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Emily Procter is actually Southern and graduated from the college where I teach..... true Carolina Girl

What do you teach by the way?

 

[Dylan]

Ouch, that hurts. She's not even American, let alone Southern*

That's like using Renee Zellweger as an example of an English accent





* I still would

Cue pervy fantasies.......

 

[McBain]

Born in Canada, raised in NZ.

And Witherspoon is so unnatractive. Total Nanna Bum.

 

[Frank Drebin]

Born in Canada, raised in NZ.

And Witherspoon is so unnatractive. Total Nanna Bum.

Legally blonde, I love her just for that.