The ‘it’s too hot to sleep’ thread

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It's that clammy this week I've been going through two pairs of boxers every day just to keep dry down there.
I find just hanging my balls out while meandering about the house quite refreshing.

It's a good idea to remember to tuck them away before you answer the door to the young Amazon delivery girl though.
 

“But your honour, it’s so hot outside, you’ve got nuts, you understand.”
She claimed to not have any and not had any in all her 70 something years. Her facial hair was confusing my judgement though so she may have been telling the truth.
 
She claimed to not have any and not had any in all her 70 something years. Her facial hair was confusing my judgement though so she may have been telling the truth.

“I would have understood it as a simple mistake if you weren’t stood there in front of the jury with your sack kissing the floor.”
 

Schooner is called something else and does coffee and ale opens a lot later.
Peep peeps is now flats.
Character has been lost from that area.
For the better?
No.
 

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