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[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Agreed.

I went to an event center the other day and it had a the various color flags next to the notices in different languages.

The flag next to English" was the US flag. Which is cool as Im supporting them now.

thats as good as an option to get a tax number in n.z.

please state race..

maori
cook island maori
pakeha (white european e.g. Australian)

 

[bluebastardo]

Another tosh thread?

People who can't finish a conversation via email, by staying at their pc, and seem to answer one question every 4 days.

Smoking ban in pubs ( not well thought out ).

Early kick offs in the derby, or against Portsmouth.

People who don't tip.

Boy racers.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

people who by matter of course expect a tip, despite the fact that they wont declare it in their earnings and pay tax like the bloke who may or may not give it to them has.

wet matchdays.

cold matchdays.

wet and cold matchdays.

traffic delays on matchdays.

slamming your finger in your car door whilst rushing after a traffic delay on a cold and wet matchday.

a finger nail coming off after slamming your finger in your car door whilst rushing after a traffic delay on a cold and wet matchday, a month ago

 

[chicoazul]

Getting up early when you should be sleeping more

Going out in the morning in the dark and coming home in the dark in the evening.

1. Realising that the milk is off 2 seconds too late.

X Factor

Lads who send mates to gay bars

Dental abscess

My bank now charging £1 a day on my overdraft

People who don't tip.

My picks so far.

 

[chicoazul]

traffic delays on matchdays.

Another added.

 

[GhostOfDixie]

People who don't tip.

Yes. Having worked in restaurants for most of my life. The worse kind of human is the one who doesn't tip.

Rant started now mate.

Although I can break this down some more.

People who stand there rummaging in their pockets when you know full well they don't intend on tipping.

Rich people who clearly have too much money, taking back 35p in change.

People who put a tip down, and then whip it away when your not looking.

Scumbags.

 

[McBain]

When new technology you just bought doesn't work. Or is complicated.
Feeling like your not getting enough ME time.
Using a stapler with no staples in it.
That moment when you discover your pen has run in your pocket.
DVD's that you cant rip for some unknown coded reason, and scratches on them when your trying to watch them.
When its humid and your skin gets that itchy layer of oil
Computers that sound like jet engines.
Having to wear shoes sometimes.
Underground Pimples.
The speed of which nails grow. Feels like just clipped them and now they're long again.
Bills, just when you're getting ahead.
Desk Clutter, it holds you back creatively.
Tabloid journalism. You just think why do these people have jobs?
Special offers. They aren't usually special. Just a way to spend more money.
Stairs. Just build it flat, haven't we mastered that yet?
Old Footy boots when you've seen a new pair you like.
Procrastinating.
Long working Afternoons. They make me sleepy.

 

[monty]

When new technology you just bought doesn't work. Or is complicated.
Feeling like your not getting enough ME time.
Using a stapler with no staples in it.
That moment when you discover your pen has run in your pocket.
DVD's that you cant rip for some unknown coded reason, and scratches on them when your trying to watch them.
When its humid and your skin gets that itchy layer of oil
Computers that sound like jet engines.
Having to wear shoes sometimes.
Underground Pimples.
The speed of which nails grow. Feels like just clipped them and now they're long again.
Bills, just when you're getting ahead.
Desk Clutter, it holds you back creatively.
Tabloid journalism. You just think why do these people have jobs?
Special offers. They aren't usually special. Just a way to spend more money.
Stairs. Just build it flat, haven't we mastered that yet?
Old Footy boots when you've seen a new pair you like.
Procrastinating.
Long working Afternoons. They make me sleepy.

I sit here stunned, I can agree all of those Macca lad

 

[Dylan]

Instant Coffee
Paul Thomas Anderson's films
Shaving
Electric shocks
Getting up early when you should be sleeping more

And I thought it was just me! I hate that tosser!!!

(and I am even being serious....the guy can butcher anything!)

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

1 - Ed Hardy clothing
2 - Bad cramp
3 - Liquorice
4 - Roll on deodorant
5 - Jo on his own up front

1. Local bar closing at 10pm Mondays.
2. Boring, fat, nauseating women talking bullsh1t in said bar.
3. People on large salaries doing next to nothing for it.
4. Weather Forecasters.
5. Hedgehogs.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

1. Local bar closing at 10pm Mondays.
2. Boring, fat, nauseating women talking bullsh1t in said bar.
3. People on large salaries doing next to nothing for it.
4. Weather Forecasters.
5. Hedgehogs.[/QUOTE]
Couldn't agree more. They represent all that's wrong with modern society

 

[Upper Sturry Sherbets]

They can be a damn hazard, you can't see them in the dark, and they move so slow, keep off the road, and worst of all they're anti-social.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

You didn't drown I hope?

I hope he didn't as, if he did, it means we're communicating with the dead and that would be scary

 

[TsarDiniyar]

Tony Hibbert

 

[Whitebootman]

When new technology you just bought doesn't work. Or is complicated. then realizing it's all complicated.
Using a stapler with no staples in it. Then putting a staple through your finger loading the darn thing.
When its humid and your skin gets that itchy layer of oil
Having to wear shoes sometimes.
The speed of which nails grow. Feels like just clipped them and now they're long again. Then having the sort of day when you can't reach your toenails.
Bills, just when you're getting ahead.
Desk Clutter, it holds you back creatively.
Long working Afternoons. They make me sleepy.

That just about sums things up for me to.