Terms of endearment

[LostLegend]

"He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia"

 

[Kurt.]

She’s had more pricks than a second hand dart board

 

[Abertonian]

She has a face like a bulldog licking pee off a nettle

 

[Ferguson1878]

I’m not saying she’s fat but her blood type is Ragu

Ginny sack ?

 

[ArtetaMagic]

She's seen more japs eyes than a Japanese optician

 

[chicoazul]

SAY IT.

 

[Kurt.]

SAY IT.

When God was giving out heads… you thought he said beds.. and asked for a king size xx

 

[LostLegend]

"Teeth like a witch-doctors necklace"

 

[witchdoc187]

Are you slipping her a tickler? One of my mates said. And of an old lady "she wasn't wearing nappies until after I'd finished with her"

 

[chicoazul]

Bozo or slimeball.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Clowns pocket.
Wizards sleave.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

One eye going the shop the other coming back.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Cat food breath.

 

[Kurt.]

One eye going the shop the other coming back.

A great nickname I heard for someone was Mortgage….. one eye was fixed and the other was variable

 

[Amokachi1995]

Body like Bay Watch, face like Crime Watch.