Terms of endearment

[Hinchcliffe's Corner]

Lads when I was finished with her she looked like a painters radio

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Props sexist this.

Men like to get banged aswell ffs

Sounds like an open invitation Jako.

 

[john jako]

Lads when I was finished with him he looked like a painters radio

Fair play mate

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

A clunge like a mouse’s ear

 

[Abertonian]

Like throwing a sausage up the Mersey

 

[Kurt.]

She’s seen more German helmets than a war veteran

 

[Kurt.]

For the sake of balance…..

“Wow…. That looks like a penis .. but smaller”


Hated it when she said that to me

 

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Worked with a lad with a massive nose and heard him described as

Someone who could smell Sunday dinner on a Wednesday

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Worked with a lad with a massive nose and heard him described as

Someone who could smell Sunday dinner on a Wednesday

Could smoke in the shower

 

[Kurt.]

I’m not saying she’s fat but her blood type is Ragu

 

[Rita_Poon]

badabing

 

[BlueandWhite]

An old manager of mine describing a colleague he wasn't keen on :
"Everyone has the right to be ugly but she abuses the privilege".

 

[Dancing Pat]

For the sake of balance…..

“Wow…. That looks like a penis .. but smaller”


Hated it when she said that to me

Did she utter the immortal…

“Is it in yet”?

 

[tommye]

Fanny on her like a yawning hippo

 

[TommyDavo]

What a net to catch all the left wingers in