About 15 years ago my mate had his stag do in Amsterdam. On the the first night , after being on it all day, we decided to have a look at the main drag. For some unknown reason, I convinced myself that it was cool to get my schnauser out and drag/smudge it along every window where the girls were dancing. The gilrs looked on horrified, disgusted and fuming as my mates killed themselves laughing (probably in shame). We got to the last window and this giant, 6ft 3 stunning woman smiled at me and beckoned me in, I tuned to my mates gave the thumbs up and stepped inside. As I got in she slapped me hard across the face, spun me round, whipped my shorts and pants down and shoved me out on the street on my face, bare arse in the air. At that very moment, my phone goes and it is my now wife asking how I was. For some daft reason I told her the truth, "I am out side a brothel with my pants by my ankles and my arse in the air",
Oh, the times we had...
