table for 6?

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Ian McCulloch
Oliver Cromwell
my grandad, Jack
Shakin Stevens
A nice bird with tattoos
Ian McCulloch? Why would you want that RS gobsh!te at your dinner table?

Not like he'd tell you all manner of debauched rock n roll tales either. 'There was this one time, I was out in Liverpool with the Thompson Twins, and we all suddenly started crying, no idea why. I said to the Thompson Twins "Hold Me Now", and we all laughed.'
 
Ronnie Barker
Zinedine Zidane
Chris Benoit
Dwayne 'The rock' Johnson
A science nerd like Stephen Hawking or the guy who does the space programmes and such on BBC1.
David Attenbrough (is that the right spelling)

I wouldnt even attend because im a boring tool. I would just leave a camcorder and a few questions on a piece of paper.
 
Ronnie Barker
Zinedine Zidane
Chris Benoit
Dwayne 'The rock' Johnson
A science nerd like Stephen Hawking or the guy who does the space programmes and such on BBC1.
David Attenbrough (is that the right spelling)

I wouldnt even attend because im a boring tool. I would just leave a camcorder and a few questions on a piece of paper.

Loving the idea of Hawking questioning Zidane on his career highlight, whilst The Rock and Attenborough are in pieces at Barkers repartee. Brilliant.
 
Loving the idea of Hawking questioning Zidane on his career highlight, whilst The Rock and Attenborough are in pieces at Barkers repartee. Brilliant.

- I would like to ask the rock how he got the confidence to stand in any environment and be so confident and also do things in a style that many try to copy across the world.
- I would like to ask Zidane how he played with some elegance and a sense of freedom whilst playing on the biggest stages of football.
- I would like to ask Benoit what really happened on the night he lost the plot, and also try to stop the whole thing from happening.
- I would like to ask Attenbrough is there a way to round up and kill all spiders across the globe in one swift strike.
- I would then sit and listen to Hawking and Barker talk all day about life in general, how their intelligent minds work and if Hawking has ever thought about having a Mr T voice box inserted into his chair.
 

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