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[TheFinnFan]

so i made a little deal with my breezy a while ago.

she wanted to go to barcelona, i aint going there. FFS, ****ty team...

i said: i wanna go to see Toffees play, so i went. it was everton - city, good times, we won 2-1

she is off to barcelona tomorrow, for a week. with her sisters. she blonded her hair.
im not Mr. Gullible

anyways, i said, you go off for a week, i was in Pool just 3 nights, i have 4 left im going this season too.
it is on. i was thinking about away game in london too. lets see what life brings.
im kinda like singleparent now it will be busy times with this rascal

 

[Goat]

Shes gonna get smashed everywhere lad.

 

[ijjysmith]

I love finnfan - one of my fave posters - hardly understand a word he writes - love him

 

[TheFinnFan]

she is gonna trash the place, tomorrow you will read from newspapers, "Iniesta was mugged with a purse, season is over"

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

if she waxed and bleached the other roots then she'll deffo be gettin' rammed all over.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Blonding probably means darkening it though for you guys.

 

[Brownie]

Where is better mate, Sweden, Norway or Russia?

 

[chicoazul]

She will be getting slotted by latinos all over the show mate

 

[Hibbert&Ernie]

Tell her to watch her handbag, Barca is rife with pickpockets, con-artists, and snides. It is Epic. See the old fish market, see the castle, see the Gaudi stuff, go the Picasso, and the Miro, have a go in the cable car, do not pay over the odds for food - find a quiet spot off the beaten track where the locals eat, million % better food and 10 million % better priced. Do the cathedral and go up the spires, I have never known solid rock to sway in such a manner. It will be HOT !

 

[McBain]

Thats wierd Id planned to meet this mystery woman ive been sexting on thre interwebz for a while at exactly the same time in Barcelona.

Prolly coincidence mate, but if not Ill be gentle.

 

[Roztitute]

Hold up a sec. Is this post about your wife dying her hair and going off to Barca where she will be shagging blokes all over the shop which has has caused you to decide to do a similar thing at away matches?

 

[chicoazul]

She is pure devouring caramel wang as I type this lid. I've slotted a Scandinavian in Spain, they gag for it.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I love finnfan - one of my fave posters - hardly understand a word he writes - love him

And loves getting smashed for surrrre