Pippi Longstocking
Reregistered as Charles Hawtrey
lucky to get 1m for him, he hasnt done anything for us, literally nothing thats affected our season has come from him.
He's pretty much useless and spends most of his time getting pissed in heeby jeebies in town than concentrating on everton. Lad is on around 50k a week too, let him go we've made a profit on him.
The RED CARD?









