Summer Transfer Window 2019

[CRIMHEAD]

You are still using the word roster.
Seriously, after all this time .

Roster has apparently been difficult to remove. I was watching MLS the other day so that might've been the issue. We still say it in the states.

 

[Brett Angell Delight]

Am i right in thinking we have only won 1 pre season game under Silva in what is now 2 pre seasons.

And everyone knows that is the sole criterion on which a manager must be judged. Silva out

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Am i right in thinking we have only won 1 pre season game under Silva in what is now 2 pre seasons.

Be fair, that was a decent win.

 

[Angle c]

Moise Kean has again confirmed that a stay at Juventus is his preferred option after reading a comment from @Mikey_Fitzgerald that suggested Andy Carroll may well be a strike partner for the upcoming season. When approached for a comment Kean simply responded 'nonce', which I believe is Italian for nonce.

Everyday is a school day...

 

[Bungle]

Everyday is a school day...

Google translate only tells the truth

 

[Baines' left foot]

Rohhhsssterrr.

 

[coollino]

Here's your alternative transfer update, which is sponsored by Rustler burgers today. If you're looking for an effective weight loss programme and lead a busy life like me, why not eat a Rustlers burger and watch the weight fall out of you. I haven't been able to trust a fart for 24 hours and its been a truly exhilarating thrill ride full of slightly soiled underwear. Rustlers, for the time of your life.

Now we've got the adverts out the way, on with the transfer news;

As mentioned above we've had a bid knocked back for Billy Crellin from Fleetwood, I initially read his surname as Cretin and it would appear that was an accurate indication of his personality after he had the audacity to turn us down. I look forward to trying to buy him from Wolves for £30m in a few years.

Rumours continue to persist about a move for Diego Costa despite there being absolutely nothing in it at all. Diego was recently taken to one side by customs when flying in for talks with an unnamed club and several limbs were confiscated from his luggage. When asked for a comment by the waiting press Diego hissed, snarled and spat at a reporter before being assaulted himself by long forgotten Icelandic singer/songwriter Bjork.

Moise Kean has again confirmed that a stay at Juventus is his preferred option after reading a comment from @Mikey_Fitzgerald that suggested Andy Carroll may well be a strike partner for the upcoming season. When approached for a comment Kean simply responded 'nonce', which I believe is Italian for nonce.

News of a previous transfer and Phil Neville has stated that signing for Everton was the best decision of his life. Some would argue that evading his dads advances rank higher but Phil appears to have skewed priorities. Phil has claimed he is immensely proud of the work he's done as manager of the England womens team and his time at Everton has left him impotent so none of them are in any danger.

More news as and when I've changed my underwear.

Thanks for all your hard work on this.

 

[Bob Latchford]

Google translate only tells the truth

Any chance of a daily/weekly/periodic transfer update thread?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Looks like we've gone back to the days where we only sign the odd player that was on loan with us the season before, hated them days.

Yeah Howard Arteta Pienaar Lukaku Barry Deulofeu Gomes all terrible signings.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Am i right in thinking we have only won 1 pre season game under Silva in what is now 2 pre seasons.

I’m sorry but is it August 9th yet? We still have what 4-5 games left to play of this preseason, judge a nothing record after the last game

 

[Bob Latchford]

Roster has apparently been difficult to remove. I was watching MLS the other day so that might've been the issue. We still say it in the states.

Fair dinkum mate
G’day

Sorry, I was watching crocodile Dundee on ITV4 the other night...

 

[Bungle]

Any chance of a daily/weekly/periodic transfer update thread?

No mate

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

More news as and when I've changed my underwear

You still selling your soiled undies Bungle?

 

[coollino]

People are getting spoilt with daily updates now. Shows how important it is for monopolies to be broken. Diversity is key.

 

[Bungle]

You still selling your soiled undies Bungle?

Only 84 pairs left on the eBay shop mate, running costs are getting a bit much though so may have to outsource the soiling of underpants to Vietnam.