Summer Transfer Window 2019

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Ha ha, your a funny guy. European champions. 6 times

Genuinely no offense is meant when I say this mate, but all you're proving here is that the closest you'll ever come to losing your virginity is by slipping on the faeces of one of your mother's clients and finding yourself in the awkward position of landing so hard on your penis that it almost enters your own anus.

Which is close to losing it, granted, but still means you'll die a virgin.
 
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