Summer Transfer Window 2019

[Huyton Layne]

Great we're signing Dik Zaround

 

[Moomin]

That Haller lad could have done a job for us.

 

[paulashcroftefc]

My basic French says that we are looking to make offers for Kean and Malcom

Zoot alors

On loan that is.

 

[Death]

Drugs are bad

Where were you when I was a child.

 

[Brisan123]

Where were you when I was a child.

Doped our of my head probably

 

[Moomin]

West Ham signing players while we have our cap in hand asking to loan players.

 

[ijjysmith]

West Ham signing players while we have our cap in hand asking to loan players.

It’s like Moyes never left.

 

[Brisan123]

See for all I know, that could be saying Moise Kean has told Everton to do one! And Malcolm has said he would rather drink Fromm urinals than move to Everton??. If you are clever enough to understand what that says, surely you are clever enough to translate it for half-wits like me?

I’m a quarter wit so I’ll need it broken down to English words of 2 syllables or less

 

[Moomin]

It’s like Moyes never left.

Silva said he is going to bring Indiana Jones's whip to a gun fight.

 

[Brisan123]

Kin ell

This can only mean one thing



BILL HAS FOUND THE ARTETA MONEY

 

[Brisan123]

In fact, everyone can do one (except those who were nice)

No more nice Mikey

Step up or shut up

Come at me

It’ll be a busy day in Morrison’s tomorrow

 

[MarkHollis]

Can nobody mention Haller please.

Threads bans will be issued.

If it's any consolation folk on Reddit say the source isn't very credible

 

[Efcjake]

That Haller lad could have done a job for us.

Just falling further back from West Ham. Can't believe this club.

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

Think Brands is misdirecting people in all directions at the moment ( I mean 59million c’mon)
It’s an honour to witness.

 

[Brisan123]

Would need significant outgoings for that as well as the other 3 targets Marco wants

Well I don’t claim to be in the know but I have heard from a very reliable source that an unnamed Russian club with connections to a billionaire friend of Putin are going to give us 250 m for
McCarthy
Schnederlin
Steks
Naisse
Lookman
Tosun
Walcott
Pennington
Garbutt
And a few of our failed youngsters
Marcel is holding out for 300 m but those pesky Russians are tough negotiators