Snake pit
Player Valuation: £950k
She's just a big bloater with a pair of comedy sized tits on her....dunno why all you virgins cream yourself over her
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Cuz she's fit.
Walter Ego
Player Valuation: £30m
Expect the worst then anything else is a bonus.
I hear big Troy is on the M62 as we speak, his medical is booked in for 10:30
I'm okay with Janssen from the grand total of 12 minutes I've seen him play.
Agreed
a bell maul
Player Valuation: £30m
It's only mid morning, but everyone on the docks where I am are losing their heads. This might be an epic day!!
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
'kin ell get on Adonis over here
She'd be the best looking women you've ever been in sniffing distance of
meagher94
Player Valuation: £35m
Think the need for a striker is making people forget how much we need another CB. Can't rely on Jags and Williams for the season.
can we get McCarthy and Barkley and Niasse out the door quick enough today to balance the books
So if that list is true why are people pissing themselves exactly?
Logging of to go buy some banners and pitchforks. Back soon lads 
Bourney
Player Valuation: £1m
Mahrez set to move today what a difference he would of made i hope we are surprised with another big signing i don't wanna bring up the old net spend debate phahaha but it's true technically we haven't spent much and this squad still needs a lot work to compete in the top six
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