Good evening mein frandels, and welcome to the seventh week of the Weasel Index.
This captures data from July 4th - July 11th
What is the Weasel Index? Find out here 
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-846#post-5473408
		
		
	
	
Another wonderful Weasel Pic from good frandel @Sapie88 . I am hoping that the WhatsApp Group tribulations blow over soon and everyone is happy and frandly again. 
So this weekend, we are happy because Wayne Rooney has come home to us. A big congratulations here to 
@Joey66 who, despite a camera up the poopentuben and a bit of a reverse ferret, told us about this ages ago.
But what are this week's updates I hear you ask?
Thanks for asking.
'Inevitable' Wayne Rooney. Yes we know Mr 
@Username frandel, it's all over the shop so you aren't having this. Bandwagon Weaseling must be CRUSHED.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/wayne-rooney.92135/page-519#post-5573972
@Iceman11  up to his old tricks again - but we give him credit for 100% done even though Wayne subsequently said it wasn't.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/wayne-rooney.92135/page-537#post-5575009
Que Pasa, hombre?!?!?!? 
@FCBarça has the financial lowdown for us on the Lukaku deal.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...man-utd-for-lukaku.97485/page-23#post-5576766
Sheedy's big no???? Rooney not coming, Giroud looking likely, Celtic double signing, 
@sheedys big toe getting 100-bombed here
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/wayne-rooney.92135/page-563#post-5579975
Gylfi a done deal? Anyone know when he signs??! 
@mrb85 gives us the runback
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-3#post-5581517
More Lukaku financials, this time from 
@neville - or 
@Mourinho's Men as he likes to now be known
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/...an-utd-for-lukaku.97485/page-166#post-5581665
It's a Downie Level Disaster - 
@evertony says Dembele then Siggurdson
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2139#post-5584269
From little agueros a mighty 
@Tree13 has grown. How long until he leaves?
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2149#post-5585721
Your frandel and my frandel 
@tommye - who gets credit for Rooney info - is back in with Siggy
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-13#post-5586254
Mr Ian 
@ianefc also in for Siggurdson
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/gylfi-sigurdsson.97516/page-22#post-5587485
A disturbance in the balance? Ross to have signed a new deal in tandem with Wayne, alas 
@Zen_Master clearly unenlightened
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/wayne-rooney.92135/page-657#post-5588387
@Jags..class - not one usually known for accuracy - says we won't get VVD, he'll go to Liverpool.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/virgil-van-dijk.97515/page-52#post-5589419
Perennial Weasel 
@bluesb1970 surfaces again! Two for him this week. A Bandwagon Weasel Double, Giroud 'being worked on'
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/olivier-giroud.97389/page-97#post-5592258
And Ross Barkley 'on his way'. Doesn't say who to.
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/ross-barkley.77981/page-1862#post-5592801
Best rumour of the week and 100 points bonus - 
@the_leftback has us dancing in the aisles over Isco
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2231#post-5592943
He argued with himself twice before posting, but 
@davek says Benteke
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2254#post-5594556
It's a hattrick, so triple points - 
@DanB90 tries to decipher Alan Myers' cryptic tweets
https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/summer-transfer-window-2017.94428/page-2267#post-5594840
So then, the score updates for the week!
Now for Week Seven scores of the 'Bretland is a passive aggressive uberWeasel and must be CRUSHED with Downie' Weasel Index
1. 
@Raino85 - 350 Weasel Points
2. 
@bluesb1970 - 100 Weasel Points
3. 
@the_leftback - 100 Weasel Points
4. 
@Iceman11 - 100 Weasel Points
5. 
@sheedy's big toe - 100 Weasel Points
6. 
@EFCccc - 80 Weasel Points
7. 
@mixed_up - 50 Weasel Points
8. 
@Manx Blue - 50 Weasel Points
9. 
@CairnsToffee - 50 Weasel Points
10. 
@DerbyshireAndHarper - 40 Weasel Points
11. 
@GerryandthePaceMerchants - 40 Weasel Points
12. 
@toffee66 - 20 Weasel Points
13. 
@jinkyali - 10 Weasel Points
14. 
@TheCount - 10 Weasel Points
15. 
@Banksyefc - 10 Weasel Points
16. 
@evertony - 10 Weasel Points
17. 
@BurnhamBlue - 5 Weasel Points
18. 
@Zezti - 5 Weasel Points
19. 
@Mosh Pit - 5 Weasel Points
20. 
@CrustySack - 5 Weasel Points
21. 
@Eggs - 5 Weasel Points
22. 
@Caudy - 5 Weasel Points
23. 
@liamefc91 - 5 Weasel Points
24. 
@WA Toffee - 5 Weasel Points
25. 
@ggooggooggoo - 5 Weasel Points
26. 
@COYBL25 - 5 Weasel Points
27. 
@butler_boy - 5 Weasel Points
28. 
@AsiaAsia82 - 5 Weasel Points
29. 
@killenefc - 5 Weasel Points
30. 
@Saint Domingo - 5 Weasel Points
31. 
@II McColl II - 5 Weasel Points
32. 
@bullybeef - 5 Weasel Points
33. 
@Lune1878 - 5 Weasel Points
34. 
@when i score we riot - 5 Weasel Points
35. 
@Number_25 - 5 Weasel Points
36. 
@Smig1878 - 5 Weasel Points
37. 
@tommye  - 5 Weasel Points
38. 
@Username - 5 Weasel Points
39. 
@FCBarça  - 5 Weasel Points
40.  
@mrb85  - 5 Weasel Points
41. 
@Mourinho's Men - 5 Weasel Points
42. 
@Tree13  - 5 Weasel Points
43. 
@ianefc - 5 Weasel Points
44. 
@Zen_Master - 5 Weasel Points
45. 
@Jags..class - 5 Weasel Points
46. 
@davek - 5 Weasel Points
47. 
@DanB90 - 5 Weasel Points
@tommye and 
@Joey66 go onto the 
@themole10 Champions League Final / Sefton IP ITK Godlist for their Rooney info. ThomasFrandel had his points cleared, then re-enters on his Gylfi talk
@mccole
@Pabbers
@marnie
@GrandOldTeam
@tommye
@Joey66
Final Thoughts:
- I absolutely love Perennial Weasel sightings. We've even had one Perennial complain about the Index this week, say no one cares about the Index, then write four posts and a PM about it. MAke of THAT what you will.
 
- The main index has grown significantly again. King David is on there!!
 
- Downie must be CRUSHED as usual. He has been silent underground recently but we know he is here on GrandOldTeam.com and soon his judgement will be meted.
 
- I don't know what a quiet week of no signings will do. More rumours?
 
Thank you again to the Hunters. You are the best Frandels.