Took youngest to his swimming lesson the other day and there's this new bird as lifeguard, i kept thinking that she reminded me of someone. Anyway, she comes to tell this teenager off that had bombed his mates, and he says "I know you", "err, no you don't" , "yeah, you're that Ja'mie, Ja'mie King" she hadn't a clue who he was on about but his mates were nearly drownin'. He got her in one, but strangely she became more attractive to me.