Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
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barneygumble
Player Valuation: £60m
I say it how it is, in my mind. They don't like that.
Answer: 'I don't think you're that good, it's all Suarez, and he forces defenders to be drawn to him, making Sterling and Sturridge difficult to play against, who else is good in your team'
Response: 'WHAT?! WHO EVEN ARE EVERTON, ONE GOOD SEASON, AND YOU RECKON YOUR GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE YOU BITTER, WEVE GOT THE NEW ENGLAND CAPTAIN IN HENDO, BRENDAN IS THE ONE'
Just one of their key examples, i know it's only banter, but they can't seem to have a good conversation about football, without trying to call us 'bitter' or 'mongrels', the latter insult an irony of their entire existence, formed by a club not agreeing to a greedy landlord, hence forming Liverpool FC, they can't accept me telling them that either.
There are some alright Kopites to be fair, but come matchday, i stay well away, singing at the TV really isn't my style, and i do no want to see them armchair fans trying to rub it in, nothing more infuriating that a armchair fan of any sport trying to tell someone who's a regular attendee whats right, and whats wrong.
Answer: 'I don't think you're that good, it's all Suarez, and he forces defenders to be drawn to him, making Sterling and Sturridge difficult to play against, who else is good in your team'
Response: 'WHAT?! WHO EVEN ARE EVERTON, ONE GOOD SEASON, AND YOU RECKON YOUR GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE YOU BITTER, WEVE GOT THE NEW ENGLAND CAPTAIN IN HENDO, BRENDAN IS THE ONE'
Just one of their key examples, i know it's only banter, but they can't seem to have a good conversation about football, without trying to call us 'bitter' or 'mongrels', the latter insult an irony of their entire existence, formed by a club not agreeing to a greedy landlord, hence forming Liverpool FC, they can't accept me telling them that either.
There are some alright Kopites to be fair, but come matchday, i stay well away, singing at the TV really isn't my style, and i do no want to see them armchair fans trying to rub it in, nothing more infuriating that a armchair fan of any sport trying to tell someone who's a regular attendee whats right, and whats wrong.
orly
Please check with me for Blammo criteria
you don't mean this; it's just banter
This is turning on to a bantomime
zirc
Player Valuation: £40m
Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
All aboard the banter bus.
Fresh Prince of Belle Val
Player Valuation: £35m
Nice to see people are fluent in Bantu.
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