stockings or hold-ups

[monty]

Stockings come in handy for wiping your bellend on after you've pumped her full of man fat, and the knickers need not be a problem, just pull them to one side, unless she's wearing a pair of floral passion killers of course.

Now that does sound like Eddie Hitler

 

[Vim Fuego]

Too bloody righty dokey !

 

[a2b chris]

stockings!

 

[coyney]

It has to be stockings.

Coyney mate you must remember the old saying about the giggle gap, once you got past that you were laughing

Oh yes those were the days

 

[Vim Fuego]

And it's made all the better when they leave their shoes on, heeled shoes of course.

 

[monty]

And it's made all the better when they leave their shoes on, heeled shoes of course.

More importantly the stockings must be seamed

 

[Vim Fuego]

Then semened, if there's such a word .

 

[monty]

Then semened, if there's such a word .

You must mean sponked

 

[Vim Fuego]

That's the word i was searching for

 

[monty]

That's the word i was searching for

All white now