"Stick Figure Families" on Cars

[Degs62]

They were huge over here, less so now luckily. I hate them with a passion. Who the **** cares if you are a shallow bitch who lives to shop, your partner is a gym junkie your son is a surfer drop out, your daughter is a hippie, you have 4 babies, a horse, two cats, 3 dogs and 6 effing gold fish. GET A GRIP.

 

[Huyton Layne]

The fact that I don't have them makes me wonder if my boys can actually swim. I've never knocked anyone up despite repeated attempts at unsafe sex.

#hero

 

[Baines' left foot]

They make me unjustifiably angry.

Haha. I was just about to say something similar.

 

[chicoazul]

They were huge over here, less so now luckily. I hate them with a passion. Who the **** cares if you are a shallow bitch who lives to shop, your partner is a gym junkie your son is a surfer drop out, your daughter is a hippie, you have 4 babies, a horse, two cats, 3 dogs and 6 effing gold fish. GET A GRIP.

I bet she's fit though, you'd love a sniff of her rat and no mistake.

 

[Degs62]

I bet she's fit though, you'd love a sniff of her rat and no mistake.

Hi Brian, you over your F1 obsession yet?

 

[chicoazul]

Hi Brian, you over your F1 obsession yet?

No race today mate unfortunately. Practice session over the weekend though.

Tell me about this bird, I'm picturing early thirties, nice finger nails, leggings and smells of raspberries. I so would. I bet the gym lad wallops her like a f*cking champion on Levitra though.

 

[Degs62]

6 kids mate, says it all, I left all the dead babies off because they're just bad taste.

 

[chicoazul]

6 kids mate, says it all, I left all the dead babies off because they're just bad taste.

At it like rabbits lid. Fair play.

 

[Degs62]

At it like rabbits lid. Fair play.

Was thinking of getting a massive one of little tadpoles with halos on to cover the whole back window as a representation of all the potential lives that have expired on the wife's boobs.

 

[chicoazul]

Was thinking of getting a massive one of little tadpoles with halos on to cover the whole back window as a representation of all the potential lives that have expired on the wife's boobs.

Hahahaha. Get it sorted.

 

[Degs62]

Hahahaha. Get it sorted.

The ideas there just need to find someone to make it.

 

[degsy]

Don't know if this nonsense has made its way to the UK yet but it's pretty big in N. America. Stickers on your car with stick figure representations of your family members (and pets). Here are some examples:

http://www.google.com/search?q=stick+figure+family+on+car&btnG=Search&tbm=isch&hl=en&biw=&bih=&gbv=1

They aren't my cup of tea by a longshot but they are usually intended as light-hearted "fun" things with dogs and the kids and whatnot.

So anyway I'm in the drive-thru the other day and this family was on the car in front of me:

Thoughts?

Been here in Oz for years, does my head in to be honest.

Some one somewhere must do an anti happy families one

Father in jail, crack ho mum, glue sniffer kid No1, rent boy No 2, rabid pit bull, etc etc

now those I would buy

 

[McBain]