RS - Chavs game should be fun when Stevie Me Laa eyes up JT at the kick-off:
Stevie-Me-Laa "Hiya JT, what you been up to lately?"
JT: "Not a lot lately, been staying in with 'er indoors. But you know how what it's like when you mess around town and get caught. Get in hot water with the Trouble and Strife. Have it all splashed all over the papers, dragged over the hot Ashley's by everyone. You lose all your form, your respect from Fabio, everyfink. Even miss out on a big transfer deal to City. Life's a bitch! You been up to much then, Stevie Me Laa?"