Steven Gerrard: GOT Retrospective

[peteblue]

 

[davek]

@davek

RIGHT.

Can't wait till we start ripping Captain Hendo Fantastic apart now.

When do we start ?

He's got a long way to go yet. He has to at least become involved with gangsterism and attack innocent people with the aid of a mob.

Hendo shall just be known as "Village" until he can reach Stevie Me's pedigree.

 

[bizzaro]

He's got a long way to go yet. He has to at least become involved with gangsterism and attack innocent people with the aid of a mob.

Hendo shall just be known as "Village" until he can reach Stevie Me's pedigree.

Village?

Please explain.

Surely we are still able to label gash players as:

'X is badly Henderson'

 

[davek]

Village?

Please explain.

Surely we are still able to label gash players as:

'X is badly Henderson'

Village idiot.

 

[bizzaro]

Village idiot.

He's that too.


Plus I'd say most of the Liverpool team are 'BADLY HENDERSON'

(gash)

 

[The Size Of A Cow]

How did he forge such a saint-like reputation among neutral supporters and professionals?

A career full of horrific tackles, loads of sendings off, flagrant diving all over the place, cheating to get players sent off, etc. How is he regarded as such a wonderful man and role model? He's a disgrace.

Good player mind (until two years ago), but an absolute shocking role model.

Bob on for me this - a thoroughly unpleasant individual. For my money the single biggest cheat in the history of the prem.

And one of the worst referees we'll ever have as well.

 

[ToffeeDan]

Gerrard has more children.




Oh.

Sterling is already level with him on that score I think.

 

[Chang Elephant]

I'd have Gerrard before Scholes, Viera, Keane all day long in his prime,

Considering putting you in the net with the other two

 

[LinekersLegs]

 

[ToffeeDan]

Why not do it in the accent of the ghostwriter?