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It's an OK standalone film with some good bits, but also with some truly awful moments thrown in too. It doesn't fit in well with the overall trilogy though. If I was to mark it taking that into account it might slip into the awful film category.
 

Its trash. Pure trash. There's literally zero redeeming features to this dog turd of a movie. Somebody in the other thread called it "cultural vandalism" and they were right to do so. TLJ is an abomination.

It's a faliure on so many level. Not only does it spit in the face of everything the franchise was but it actually manages to make the Force Awakens look a masterpiece by comparison.

What is the plot in the goddam film again? They're being pursued by the Emp- sorry First Order in the slowest high speed chance ever and they're running out of fuel? FUEL ffs! Sure fuel has never, ever, EVER been mentioned in anything SW related prior to this but what does that matter eh?!

There's a bunch of stupid and ultimately pointless subplots and introducing even worse characters that did nothing of significance. We're treated to a lecture on the evils of capitalism and the virtues of veganism while Finn and Rose risk it all to free a bunch of domesticated animals (who would easily of been caught within a minute of escaping anyway) but leave the slave children behind without a second thought! They don't even do the mission they were sent on in thr first place!

Poe leads an uprising againt a new leader who doesn't want to tell her crew of about seven people her plan despite the fact that literally nobody in the Resistance has a clue who she is!

Grumpy/Luke is asked go and help the other dwarfs but he says nah. He gets lectured and brow beaten about the Force by the lass who's known that she had it for about half an hour. Oh and he needs her to translate for Chewbacca who he's known longer then Ray has been alive and she has known for about forty mins. Every single scene with Luke craps on his charecter and pisses on the fans. He never leaves the planet even in the end, he just skypes through the force to give the resistance (which is about four people at this point!) a head start to escape and then disappears into the force. Basically they turned him into a crap version of Ben Kenobi ANH. The worst thing about this is that Johnson no doubt thought he was being oh so very clever when he wrote this trash.

They kill off their only threatening villian and make a comedy figure out of the other two. They turn Leia into Mary Poppins in space (and leave ger alive despite the fact that the actress is dead!). They turn Finn into an even bigger embarrassment then he already was. Nobody comes out of this disaster better off, especially the audiance who sat and watched this trainwreck of a film.

Basically there is no plot, there is no point, there's nothing other then the ego of Ruin Johnson "subverting expectations". The only thing that clown added to SW was a your momma joke! For that reason alone he should be fired into the sun!
 
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Gwladysstreetlad said:
Its trash. Pure trash. There's literally zero redeeming features to this dog turd of a movie. Somebody in the other thread called it "cultural vandalism" and they were right to do so. TLJ is an abomination.

It's a faliure on so many level. Not only does it spit in the face of everything the franchise was but it actually manages to make the Force Awakens look a masterpiece by comparison.

What is the plot in the goddam film again? They're being pursued by the Emp- sorry First Order in the slowest high speed chance ever and they're running out of fuel? FUEL ffs! Sure fuel has never, ever, EVER been mentioned in anything SW related prior to this but what does that matter eh?!

There's a bunch of stupid and ultimately pointless subplots and introducing even worse characters that did nothing of significance. We're treated to a lecture on the evils of capitalism and the virtues of veganism while Finn and Rose risk it all to free a bunch of domesticated animals (who would easily of been caught within a minute of escaping anyway) but leave the slave children behind without a second thought! They don't even do the mission they were sent on in thr first place!

Poe leads an uprising againt a new leader who doesn't want to tell her crew of about seven people her plan despite the fact that literally nobody in the Resistance has a clue who she is!

Grumpy/Luke is asked go and help the other dwarfs but he says nah. He gets lectured and brow beaten about the Force by the lass who's known that she had it for about half an hour. Oh and he needs her to translate for Chewbacca who he's known longer then Ray has been alive and she has known for about forty mins. Every single scene with Luke craps on his charecter and pisses on the fans. He never leaves the planet even in the end, he just skypes through the force to give the resistance (which is about four people at this point!) a head start to escape and then disappears into the force. Basically they turned him into a crap version of Ben Kenobi ANH. The worst thing about this is that Johnson no doubt thought he was being oh so very clever when he wrote this trash.

They kill off their only threatening villian and make a comedy figure out of the other two. They turn Leia into Mary Poppins in space (and leave ger alive despite the fact that the actress is dead!). They turn Finn into an even bigger embarrassment then he already was. Nobody comes out of this disaster better off, especially the audiance who sat and watched this trainwreck of a film.

Basically there is no plot, there is no point, there's nothing other then the ego of Ruin Johnson "subverting expectations". The only thing that clown added to SW was a your momma joke! For that reason alone he should be fired into the sun!
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Other than that though you liked it, right? :D
 
It's not a good film, but I remember thinking people overreacted a bit at the time. I understand fans being invested in these things but sometimes people need to take a few breaths before ranting on the internet.
 

Gwladysstreetlad said:
Its trash. Pure trash. There's literally zero redeeming features to this dog turd of a movie. Somebody in the other thread called it "cultural vandalism" and they were right to do so. TLJ is an abomination.

It's a faliure on so many level. Not only does it spit in the face of everything the franchise was but it actually manages to make the Force Awakens look a masterpiece by comparison.

What is the plot in the goddam film again? They're being pursued by the Emp- sorry First Order in the slowest high speed chance ever and they're running out of fuel? FUEL ffs! Sure fuel has never, ever, EVER been mentioned in anything SW related prior to this but what does that matter eh?!

There's a bunch of stupid and ultimately pointless subplots and introducing even worse characters that did nothing of significance. We're treated to a lecture on the evils of capitalism and the virtues of veganism while Finn and Rose risk it all to free a bunch of domesticated animals (who would easily of been caught within a minute of escaping anyway) but leave the slave children behind without a second thought! They don't even do the mission they were sent on in thr first place!

Poe leads an uprising againt a new leader who doesn't want to tell her crew of about seven people her plan despite the fact that literally nobody in the Resistance has a clue who she is!

Grumpy/Luke is asked go and help the other dwarfs but he says nah. He gets lectured and brow beaten about the Force by the lass who's known that she had it for about half an hour. Oh and he needs her to translate for Chewbacca who he's known longer then Ray has been alive and she has known for about forty mins. Every single scene with Luke craps on his charecter and pisses on the fans. He never leaves the planet even in the end, he just skypes through the force to give the resistance (which is about four people at this point!) a head start to escape and then disappears into the force. Basically they turned him into a crap version of Ben Kenobi ANH. The worst thing about this is that Johnson no doubt thought he was being oh so very clever when he wrote this trash.

They kill off their only threatening villian and make a comedy figure out of the other two. They turn Leia into Mary Poppins in space (and leave ger alive despite the fact that the actress is dead!). They turn Finn into an even bigger embarrassment then he already was. Nobody comes out of this disaster better off, especially the audiance who sat and watched this trainwreck of a film.

Basically there is no plot, there is no point, there's nothing other then the ego of Ruin Johnson "subverting expectations". The only thing that clown added to SW was a your momma joke! For that reason alone he should be fired into the sun!
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Four stars!
 

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