Stand names at BMD?

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If you just put some wins in the run doesn’t look to bad Stand
Dyche Fit Stand
On the Grass Stand
The Noise Stand
 

I definitely think we should name a toilet after Maupay. Let everyone pay their own personal tribute to him in their own way. It is what he would have wanted.
We should have the Maupay Monitor for when they put up the other scores at half time and full time in honour of his total bell end comment before Moyes came and sorted it out
 
What about the Green-Street-Elite-End for all you Gladwys standing, forever swearing, 110 wearing, spitty, first-to-boo-the-team, Ross-Barkley stick-giving, stick-their-chewy-under-the-seats, can't-hit-the-toilet-seat-if-it-was-the-size-of-the-pitch, couldn't-sing-in-unison-if-their-lives-depended-on-it-and-definitely-couldn't-define-what-unison-meant-if-it-was-their-only-chance-to-live, lot?

Much love,

An Everton Da
Park End n Proud, Lad
 
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The pitch isn't laid on solid terra firma, it is a mix of reclaimed sand and Mersey bed (iirc) so, although it might be a bit difficult, give the bounce of the ball some consideration, even bounce, dampened bounce, does it spring off out of play etc.
 
What about the Green-Street-Elite-End for all you Gladwys standing, forever swearing, 110 wearing, spitty, first-to-boo-the-team, Ross-Barkley stick-giving, stick-their-chewy-under-the-seats, can't-hit-the-toilet-seat-if-it-was-the-size-of-the-pitch, couldn't-sing-in-unison-if-their-lives-depended-on-it-and-definitely-couldn't-define-what-unison-meant-if-it-was-their-only-chance-to-live, lot?

Much love,

An Everton Da
Park End n Proud, Lad
its the Park End that cant sing in unison lad
 
I'd go with
The North Face Stand
The Stink to the East is not the sewage works Stand
The Wirral Stand
The Howard Kendall South Stand
 

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