Basil Fawlty
Player Valuation: £35m
The chicken tikka pies at West Brom were nice as well, before they got relegated

At the JJB? Seriously, do they have them? Tell me more...
Pipe down.
Wigan - Home of the pie eaters.
Well thats the way you feel, fair play. But I just feel, and in my very humble opinion that if we were to leave for Kirkby we wouldnt be Everton FC anymore. Or at least not in its current form. For me, there is no difference between Wimbledon moving to MK and us moving to Kirkby. I dont care if its 'not that far'. Thats irrelevant to me. We are a club from Liverpool, we were the first club in Liverpool and we should remain in Liverpool. How many Wimbledon fans do you think support MK Dons? You'd be hard pressed to find one.
It doesnt make me a lesser fan than you. I love and am as passionate about this football club as Im sure you are. The only difference is you are open to change, I am not and I wont apologize for it.
Were not a liverpool club, were a merseyside club. What a insular view you have. We have moved before and out of the city yet still remained Everton Football Club so whats different this time? Nothing.
Comparing a 61 mile move to a move 4 or 5 miles down the road is just plain silly and sums up the no voters
Nah we're based in Liverpool, not Merseyside.
And don't come back with this [Poor language removed] saying oh Walton was outside the city boundarys, it's just boring.
Boring but true. As is the fact we are based in Merseyside. Or are non scousers not allowed to follow Everton?
And they all lived happily ever after.
THE END.
credits*
Did i say that pal?
We are based in Liverpool really. Obviously Liverpool is part of Merseyside but we were created in Liverpool.
No one is going to win in this argument, there are 2 sides to the story. You obviously stick to moving to Kirkby and i stick to not moving to Kirkby. No one will win because there are just too many different sides of an argument.
Am not your pal.
This isnt about kirkby its about whether you support EFC or Goodison Pk fc. Are you going to be a deserter or have a moan and still go anyway?
What is it? A [Poor language removed] playground?Am not your palWhat is it? A [Poor language removed] playground?
I support Everton Football Club soft [Poor language removed].