Noble Savage
Player Valuation: £25m
He's nobbing your Mrs right now.
Brilliant.

He's nobbing your Mrs right now.
He's nobbing your Mrs right now.
Let's face it, Stones and Funes Moroni simply don't cut the mustard. Baines is too offensively minded for a team that should be aiming for top 5 at least and Oviedo is a poltergeist. Problem is Martinez's obsession with Latin American fairies who aren't fit to strap up my boots.
Now I've seen rumours of us after numerous defensive replacemengs this window, but our scouts (once again) are looking in the wrong place. No more messing.atound with it at the back. John Terry is set to be leaving Chelsea at the end of the year on a free, we would be mad not to offer him a blank check with wages. Mourinho saw Stones and Terry as a premier league winning centre.back pairing, one who was willing to pay £40m for, whereas we could get it for a negligee fee.
We need an experienced guiding hand at the back, our own man of steel. John George Terry, my new toffee.
Let's face it, Stones and Funes Moroni simply don't cut the mustard.
Let's face it, Stones and Funes Moroni simply don't cut the mustard. Baines is too offensively minded for a team that should be aiming for top 5 at least and Oviedo is a poltergeist. Problem is Martinez's obsession with Latin American fairies who aren't fit to strap up my boots.
Now I've seen rumours of us after numerous defensive replacemengs this window, but our scouts (once again) are looking in the wrong place. No more messing.atound with it at the back. John Terry is set to be leaving Chelsea at the end of the year on a free, we would be mad not to offer him a blank check with wages. Mourinho saw Stones and Terry as a premier league winning centre.back pairing, one who was willing to pay £40m for, whereas we could get it for a negligee fee.
We need an experienced guiding hand at the back, our own man of steel. John George Terry, my new toffee.
@RudySchaafer and @Baines On Toast - thanks for the amusement guys, but you're here on a wind up and posting from the same IP addresses.
@RudySchaafer and @Baines On Toast - thanks for the amusement guys, but you're here on a wind up and posting from the same IP addresses.
Is there no minimal character limit anymore?
Let's face it, Stones and Funes Moroni simply don't cut the mustard. Baines is too offensively minded for a team that should be aiming for top 5 at least and Oviedo is a poltergeist. Problem is Martinez's obsession with Latin American fairies who aren't fit to strap up my boots.
Now I've seen rumours of us after numerous defensive replacemengs this window, but our scouts (once again) are looking in the wrong place. No more messing.atound with it at the back. John Terry is set to be leaving Chelsea at the end of the year on a free, we would be mad not to offer him a blank check with wages. Mourinho saw Stones and Terry as a premier league winning centre.back pairing, one who was willing to pay £40m for, whereas we could get it for a negligee fee.
We need an experienced guiding hand at the back, our own man of steel. John George Terry, my new toffee.