Solving our Defensive frailties

[RudySchaafer]

Let's face it, Stones and Funes Moroni simply don't cut the mustard. Baines is too offensively minded for a team that should be aiming for top 5 at least and Oviedo is a poltergeist. Problem is Martinez's obsession with Latin American fairies who aren't fit to strap up my boots.


Now I've seen rumours of us after numerous defensive replacemengs this window, but our scouts (once again) are looking in the wrong place. No more messing.atound with it at the back. John Terry is set to be leaving Chelsea at the end of the year on a free, we would be mad not to offer him a blank check with wages. Mourinho saw Stones and Terry as a premier league winning centre.back pairing, one who was willing to pay £40m for, whereas we could get it for a negligee fee.

We need an experienced guiding hand at the back, our own man of steel. John George Terry, my new toffee.

 

[Hellerad]

Don't think Martinez cares.

Thinks he can outscore everybody.

And John Terry can climb a tree and let go for all I care.

 

[sageyefc]

lol

 

[TippEverton]

Oh jesus ..... christ, think this is actually the worst yet.

 

[Muggins]

Sorry mate, but I'd rather continue to win nothing than have John Terry at the club.

He's nobbing your Mrs right now.

 

[Shipped]

whereas we could get it for a negligee fee.

The cost of negligees takes the piss considering how little fabric is involved.

 

[CynicalBlue]

JT signs, i will no longer support this club. The man is a vile human being.

That said, no chance he/we want each other.

Now let him [Poor language removed] to the States.

 

[Muggins]

lol

Is there no minimal character limit anymore?

 

[TheBlueGibbon]

Mourinho saw Stones and Terry as a premier league winning centre.back pairing, one who was willing to pay £40m for, whereas we could get it for a negligee fee.

No need to get your knickers in a twist mate.

 

[Kendall's Dream]

Let's face it, Stones and Funes Moroni simply don't cut the mustard. Baines is too offensively minded for a team that should be aiming for top 5 at least and Oviedo is a poltergeist. Problem is Martinez's obsession with Latin American fairies who aren't fit to strap up my boots.


Now I've seen rumours of us after numerous defensive replacemengs this window, but our scouts (once again) are looking in the wrong place. No more messing.atound with it at the back. John Terry is set to be leaving Chelsea at the end of the year on a free, we would be mad not to offer him a blank check with wages. Mourinho saw Stones and Terry as a premier league winning centre.back pairing, one who was willing to pay £40m for, whereas we could get it for a negligee fee.

We need an experienced guiding hand at the back, our own man of steel. John George Terry, my new toffee.

lol

 

[Hellerad]

The cost of negligees takes the piss considering how little fabric is involved.

And any fabric is too much.



AM I RIGHT?

 

[RudySchaafer]

Don't think Martinez cares.

Thinks he can outscore everybody.

But that's a problem with Martinez, John 'The Terror' Terry would sort us out El prompto. Just need Andrew Coffey to empty his coffers for him, and give Martinez a boot out of our club and back on the boat back to Bolivia along with his Flamenco bumboys

 

[Muggins]

Maybe, just maybe, Martinez should work on defending in training.

Just saying.

 

[Justin Vaughn]

JT signs, i will no longer support this club. The man is a vile human being.

That said, no chance he/we want each other.

Now let him [Poor language removed] to the States.

We don't want him. He'd fit right in at Zenit though...

 

[Moomin]

Best thread of the day.