If there's any hoppers out there wondering to what level they must attain to make it in the posting game, I say aspire to this.
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If there's any hoppers out there wondering to what level they must attain to make it in the posting game, I say aspire to this.
Wunderbar.
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Bundy
Player Valuation: £35m
What now?
I say we find out:
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
yeah
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Dont know what this means
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
I'm related to everyone
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Beach
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Can't be bothered.
I say we find out:
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
yeah
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Dont know what this means
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
I'm related to everyone
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Beach
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Can't be bothered.
Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
-Gerrard is a blert and regularly put his fist up Lucas Leiva's tea towel holder
Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
I had a nice shade of burgundy for a short while in the late 70's.
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Not yet.
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Not yet.
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Mrs Whitebootman has not made up my mind yet.
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Stevie G is a ***** ******* ****** ******* ****** ***** ** ******* ******* ****** ******** ***** ****** *** **** ******** ********** ******* ****** ***** **** with bad breath and a poor taste in music. (glad I got that off my chest).
I had a nice shade of burgundy for a short while in the late 70's.
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Not yet.
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Not yet.
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Mrs Whitebootman has not made up my mind yet.
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Stevie G is a ***** ******* ****** ******* ****** ***** ** ******* ******* ****** ******** ***** ****** *** **** ******** ********** ******* ****** ***** **** with bad breath and a poor taste in music. (glad I got that off my chest).
StDomingosGringo
Player Valuation: £10m
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
Kurt Cobain's dirty blonde look was attempted in the 90's.
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Yep, in Chester. Had to bin the pants and go commando.
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Not by blood.
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
North QLD probably.
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
I give you Craig Bellamy. If there is a more rancid piece of human excrement in any walk of life let alone football, I'd be surprised. I'm even including estate agents.
Kurt Cobain's dirty blonde look was attempted in the 90's.
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Yep, in Chester. Had to bin the pants and go commando.
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Not by blood.
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
North QLD probably.
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
I give you Craig Bellamy. If there is a more rancid piece of human excrement in any walk of life let alone football, I'd be surprised. I'm even including estate agents.
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
Aye I've dyed my fringe when I was younger blonde... Late 90s ftw
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Hell no! I read it as Shirt first..
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
No
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Belgium
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Yakubu, get off the ******* wing you fat [Poor language removed] and play as a striker.
Aye I've dyed my fringe when I was younger blonde... Late 90s ftw
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Hell no! I read it as Shirt first..
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
No
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Belgium
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Yakubu, get off the ******* wing you fat [Poor language removed] and play as a striker.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
as far as stereo-typing goes, that post goes full pro-logic, terrible that lid.
you'll be saying you imagine b.t. as looking like the Halifax bloke next.
*based on information provided by b.t. himself, call it a little xtra information.
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
Hair....
Fu*king havin a laugh arnt ya!!
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
About 5 mins ago, iv left a whirly on teh stairs
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Harold 'the ffriendly doctor' Shipman
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
HMP Walton
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Arteta you silly spanish belter, Give Darren Anderton his knee back an get playing!!!
On a Goslin, your [Poor language removed]!!!!
Hair....
Fu*king havin a laugh arnt ya!!2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
About 5 mins ago, iv left a whirly on teh stairs
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Harold 'the ffriendly doctor' Shipman
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
HMP Walton
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Arteta you silly spanish belter, Give Darren Anderton his knee back an get playing!!!
On a Goslin, your [Poor language removed]!!!!
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
Hair....
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
About 5 mins ago, iv left a whirly on teh stairs
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Harold 'the ffriendly doctor' Shipman
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
HMP Walton
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Arteta you silly spanish belter, Give Darren Anderton his knee back an get playing!!!
On a Goslin, your [Poor language removed]!!!!
not going for an international break then sharpy, kuta jail in bali is right on the beach mate
Back to work.
Sharpys top lip
Player Valuation: £60m
Sounds really nice, might have a look. But there's no chance at the moment as customs won't give me my passport back........
bluebastardo
Player Valuation: £40m
I resent that last comment. 
windymiller
Player Valuation: £60m
1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
I also went for the Cobain look in the early 90's, it went canary yellow!
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Not that I'd care to talk about.
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Nope.
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Peru
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Mr 'Biggest Blue in Bootle' himself James Carragher
. Never stops asking the ref to book everyone on the opposition and gets away with murder every game, all the time. Oh and the 'this'll be our year' schtick is getting a bit old in it's 10th year.
I also went for the Cobain look in the early 90's, it went canary yellow!
2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
Not that I'd care to talk about.
3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Nope.
4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Peru
5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Mr 'Biggest Blue in Bootle' himself James Carragher
. Never stops asking the ref to book everyone on the opposition and gets away with murder every game, all the time. Oh and the 'this'll be our year' schtick is getting a bit old in it's 10th year.
Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian
The Unobstructed View
does 'sun in' count ? done that and the arl lemon juice.
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