So, were badly tosh and we've hit a low note.

[chicoazul]

What now?

I say we find out:


1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?

2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?

3 - Are you related to anyone famous?

4 - Where are you going on holiday next?

5 - Abuse one player, any player.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?

streaks

2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?

no

3 - Are you related to anyone famous?

no

4 - Where are you going on holiday next?

spain

5 - Abuse one player, any player.

jo, you make lucas look like zico.

 

[Goat]

1 - Hell no
2 - Yes, serveral times, I could tell storys, but I wont, lets just say, whooops.
3 - Nope
4 - God knows
5 - Fellaini you massive, massive waste of my money.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

1: Yep. Dyed it all red. Then it all fell out. I guess that learnt me.

2: Yeah but i hold it in well.

3: Nope.

4: I don't do holidays. Unless you count a road trip to Nottingham in December.

5: Distin you're a poor mans Lescott.

 

[bluebastardo]

What now?

I say we find out:


1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?
I was a hairdressers model in teens.

2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?
No

3 - Are you related to anyone famous?
Maybe

4 - Where are you going on holiday next?
Can't afford one

5 - Abuse one player, any player.
Stevie Laaaaaaaaaaaar is a ****.

Did I win?

 

[ToxtethBlue]

1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?

No...

2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?

Not at all...

3 - Are you related to anyone famous?

Neill Danns is my distant cousin...

4 - Where are you going on holiday next?

Haven't got a clue...

5 - Abuse one player, any player.

Hibbert, you stink lad, get a wash you ugly bastardo...

 

[chicoazul]

Did I win?

The competition's still ongoing mate, it's a good entry like.

 

[Goat]

TxB, have you got braids? I always picture you with braids.

 

[ToxtethBlue]

No. I do not.

 

[Goat]

Alright lid, keep your hair on.

 

[chicoazul]

Loving the direction of this thread.

 

[Brownie]

Mine are yes, no, yes, somewhere snowy and **** off Alex Ferguson.

 

[Goat]

Who you related to browns?

Do you have braids?

 

[Brownie]

Can't say and no, but I have done before.

 

[heatmeiser]

What now?

I say we find out:


1 - Have you ever had any dye in your hair whatsoever?

2 - Ever been caught short when you need a [Poor language removed]?

3 - Are you related to anyone famous?

4 - Where are you going on holiday next?

5 - Abuse one player, any player.

1. Yes, every colour imaginable
2. Yes, I fell asleep drunk on my friend's parents front door step (he was asleep inside and too drunk to wake up), woke up and had a dump like a cat in his back garden (even buried it).
3. My brother in law is Batman. Legally.
4. Edinburgh.
5. Ashley Young is a fork-faced little turd that will get found out this season for being the one trick crud pony that he is. I hope someone breaks him in half when he tries his crap little 'step over, knock it past them then fall over' thing.