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coyney

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As if its not bad enough I had to get the quack out( chest infection) cos I was not fit enough to drive,so after the usual things Diabetics get asked he said he was suprised it was a chest infection with your lot I thought it would have been depression.then precedes to tell me whats wrong with Everton and how his club (Man u)are far better this is a Londoner by the way.
 

should've asked him if he felt a prick...........

then pinned all your badges to his forehead, forearm and any other fore you could get the pins into.(y)
i think we need to find a relevent ringtone for him roy, i wouldnt mind the 5-1 game against them when pat nevin got jim "shipwrecked on a barrel" leighton(the only bloke who could be nutmegged whilst standing with his feet together) with what greavsie i think reffered to as the turkish slipper, i've seasrched for that goal but just cant find the bugger. a ringtone of those goals or "rideout" would get his blood pressure up.
 
should've asked him if he felt a prick...........

then pinned all your badges to his forehead, forearm and any other fore you could get the pins into.(y)
i think we need to find a relevent ringtone for him roy, i wouldnt mind the 5-1 game against them when pat nevin got jim "shipwrecked on a barrel" leighton(the only bloke who could be nutmegged whilst standing with his feet together) with what greavsie i think reffered to as the turkish slipper, i've seasrched for that goal but just cant find the bugger. a ringtone of those goals or "rideout" would get his blood pressure up.
He never used to mention football untill he was taking my blood pressure last year and spotted my Everton emblem tattoo since then the prick keeps making cracks ,would change doctors but as hes the diabetic expert at the practice im stumped I get my painkillers 140 a time thats two weeks supply and he said if we start the season like we are he will have to reduce them because of the suicide risk I assured him if I was going to kill myself I would take him with me he was not amused.(y)
 
should've asked him if he felt a prick...........

then pinned all your badges to his forehead, forearm and any other fore you could get the pins into.(y)
i think we need to find a relevent ringtone for him roy, i wouldnt mind the 5-1 game against them when pat nevin got jim "shipwrecked on a barrel" leighton(the only bloke who could be nutmegged whilst standing with his feet together) with what greavsie i think reffered to as the turkish slipper, i've seasrched for that goal but just cant find the bugger. a ringtone of those goals or "rideout" would get his blood pressure up.
don't be silly,rideout was before the sky era.he's just tilt his head and look confused.
 

Just follow through the next time you're in his surgery.

The sickening stench of warm liquid poo will learn him a lesson that he'll never forget.
 
Yeah , i think the same but swig a bottle of blue food colouring before you hit the surgey, then grin as he's trying to swerve the blue tinged poo.
 
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