Small world Evertonian stuff...

[Roztitute]

but... we've never won the European Cup??!!

**gets back under pedant duvet**

You know what she means!

 

[johnnydawg68]

Did she sound fit? When I talk to a lady on the phone for the first time, I always guess what they look like, what type of underwear they wear and if they spit or swallow?

Looked her up on LinkedIn

 

[dholliday]

I was there in '85 when we won the European Cup".

Typical girl answer.

 

[little curly alan ball]

She MEANT THE European Trophy FFS ..

Loosen the HELL UP !!!

Damn ... You take no notice J'D ..

Shes uny married until she sees your teeth Braaaaaaaaaaaa ..

Stand On Ya Uncle Oracula Btw ...

#TapsNose

 

[Bigmaclad]

Did you get her number?

 

[johnnydawg68]

She MEANT THE European Trophy FFS ..

THIS ^^^^

I knew what she meant. FFS at least she was THERE.

I

 

[johnnydawg68]

Did you get her number?

Since I talked to her on the phone...

 

[johnnydawg68]

Damn ... You take no notice J'D ..

Shes uny married until she sees your teeth Braaaaaaaaaaaa ..

Stand On Ya Uncle Oracula Btw ...

#TapsNose

Haha.

#listenstoLCAB

 

[Chang Elephant]

Did she sound fit? When I talk to a lady on the phone for the first time, I always guess what they look like, what type of underwear they wear and if they spit or swallow?

Which is good because women appreciate a modern man that will treat them as real living sexual objects, rather than something impersonal just to knock one out to on the net.

 

[Brennan]

Get statto Brennan in then.

What have i missed lads ?

 

[harryjam]

I was in Waterstones yesterday and the woman (about 60) asked where I was from, I said Liverpool and she said she recognised it since her husband was from there. Immediately asked if he was a blue or the others, and she said a blue. Said she went up to Liverpool for the Newcastle game and loved it, loved the Evertonians and the people in Liverpool, saying they're the friendliest she's ever met. Always nice to hear.

 

[Cena]

Everton = Family

 

[Moomin]

Which is good because women appreciate a modern man that will treat them as real living sexual objects, rather than something impersonal just to knock one out to on the net.

Sorry love, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.






You have a mangina

 

[Chang Elephant]

Sorry love, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

You have a mangina

you can smell it ?