Sky News understands that Alan Shearer...

[BlackToffee]

Will be taking temporary charge of Newcastle until the end of the season. Breaking news. Oh, more fun up North East.

I want them to go down even more now.

 

[chicoazul]

Hail the Messiah, Hail the Messiah.

If theres any justice in this world, they'll go down.

 

[Goat]

The Circus keeps on rolling.

 

[chicoazul]

Hold on, excuse my sceptical ways but Ive just noticed that it is a certain date in less than one hour's time.

 

[Goat]

Hold on, excuse my sceptical ways but Ive just noticed that it is a certain date in less than one hour's time.

I cant see Shearer or the jawdees being impressed with "the joke".

 

[chicoazul]

I cant see Shearer or the jawdees being impressed with "the joke".

I would, massively.

 

[Goat]

Or poor Joe Kinnear.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

they'll be doon there in the mornin' tons and tons of april fools

 

[chicoazul]

Or poor Joe Kinnear.

He's a whopper.

 

[GrandOldTeam]

Sky Sports | Football | Premier League | News | Magpies 'turn to Shearer'

I dont know whether I want this to be true or not.

Would be great either way

 

[bluebloodinmyveins]

One of the dirtiest players Ive ever seen. The stuff he got off with was ridiculous. I can see Newcastle being even dirtier now in future.
I hope if they go down so much.

 

[chicoazul]

they'll be doon there in the mornin' tons and tons of april fools

I'd subscribe to Sky for a year if they pulled that off.

 

[Cena]

Shearer was boss, one of my non-Everton heroes.

As for him being Newcastle manager, will that club never learn? I really hope they go down

 

[Brownie]

If it was an April fools the heads of the entire geordie nation would literally explode one by one.

 

[NeoNaoNeo]

If it's an April Fools it would be the greatest instance of football related trolling ever concocted.