Six things guaranteed this season

[scotchbutterpin]

1 - We'll challenge for a while and then fizzle out finishing 7th
2 - We'll have an injury crisis
3 - We'll lose to the RS 3 times after getting them in a cup game. All games will be decided by own goals/VAR
4 - Richarlson will score more than 15 goals
5 - Delph will be injured after 5 games and out long term
6 - Tom Davies to do something good in one game only then disappear back up his own h....

 

[Bigduke1234]

Qualify for the CL but get kicked out on FFP grounds, allowing an out of sorts Liverpool back in

 

[Bigduke1234]

Rare newt found on BMD, all planning rejected and a sanctuary founded

 

[KaiserEFC]

We’ll start well

Absolutely pile in at christmas

Out of all the cups at the earliest opportunity

Won’t sign anyone we’re linked with

Pick up when it’s too late

Something about transitional season

 

[TheSecondComing]

We will be disappointed again but it be ok because it’s a “project”.

 

[AsiaAsia82]

Newts live in fresh water, just saying....

 

[Disgruntledgoat]

Newts live in fresh water, just saying....

That's why this one is so rare...

 

[Johnniepk]

They will pick people to do the half time challenges who have never kicked a ball before.

 

[sharkey1001]

Everton to be the first team to have a perfectly good goal ruled out by VAR.

Everton to be the first team to have a goal against allowed despite VAR showing a clear offside.

The rs to experience the polar opposite of this.

"Still in its infancy, lessons will be learned etc"

I might ask Paddy Power to quote for this and put my mortgage on it,

Plus "Mo Salah to dive 10+ times and not be punished during game or retrospectively".

 

[everton1953]

What about panic in November?