bluejock
Boss coat aficionado
Mobile rep sir
Just followed you mate. Sorry for starting the hash tag madness!
£500 charge.
It's your fault that I've been so badly popcorned.
I WANT TO SEX YOUR BEAUTIFUL TOOTH.
£50 charge.
Follow me back ffs chico.
I wouldn't say ''badly" popcorned. It's been a quite brilliant addition to the epic thread.
#epic
You're now being stalked by jock
#kiltfollowing
I am actually being stalked by some woman on my twitter, it's scary.
Teethy.
Shall I tell her you want her to bum you with a strap on?
No lad, if you do, she would probably come to my house and do it.
Does she bite?
I've got an overwhelming urge to popcorn her
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