Simpsons thread

McBain · January 1, 2012

Some of my faves.

"I shouldn't have stopped for that Haircut"

"You crazy car, I don't know whether to eat you or kiss you"

"I get here faster if I drive in the Car Pool Lane"

"I'm Dick Tracy! Take that Pruneface! No I'm Pruneface! Take that Dick Tracy! No I'm Prune Tracy! Take that Dick..."

"The Continental Soccer Association is coming to Springfield! It's all here--fast-kicking, low scoring, and ties? You bet! You'll see all your favorite soccer stars. Like Ariaga! Ariaga 2! Bariaga! Aruglia! And Pizzoza! This match will determine who is the greatest nation on Earth! Mexico or Portugal!"

"Now when I press down on your foot, you smile and nod. Hello, Mr Thompson"

"You're right, Mom. I shouldn't let this bother me. I'm in television now. It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job. I'm gonna go out there and give the best performance of my life!"

"The best performance of your life?"

"The best performance of my life!"

"He was a Zombie?"

"What are you talking about-I don't need pep pills to be suspicious-If I wanna comment on it, I'll comment on it-Who's gonna stop me-You, Pep Pill Boy?-Pep boys- pills-Beverly Sills-Oh boy ah boy-...Uh oh-uh oh..."

Tubey · January 1, 2012

LISA: "You're gay for Moleman."

BART: "No, you're gay for Moleman."

MOLEMAN: "Nobodies gay for Moleman..."

Groucho · January 1, 2012

Can't remember the actual quote but I love the "everything's ok" alarm

Baines' left foot · April 5, 2013

Just stumbled across this site with a load of Simpsons images. Some absolute gems here, had me howling:

Mikey_Fitzgerald · April 5, 2013

It's looks like the cat burglar has finally been caught, by the very man who was trying to catch him!

bluejock · April 5, 2013

Mr Burns: "So.... The caterpillar has emerged from it's cocoon... as a shark.....with a gun......for a mouth"

micknick · April 5, 2013

'Oh Arthur Fortune..'

Mikey_Fitzgerald · April 5, 2013

"This reminds me of the movie Fame, and to a lesser extent, the TV Show....also called Fame!"

Chimpy Glassman · April 5, 2013

'Homer, he's out of control. He gave me a bad review. So my friend put a horse head on the bed. He ate the head and gave it a bad review! True Story.'

The Hibbert Agenda · April 5, 2013

Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Ihaters · April 5, 2013

Hiring a boat to go and find king kong (Homer), they take Marge as bait..

Looking at Marge..
Burns "What do you think of our new crewmate?"
Smithers "I think you and I both know, I don't think women and sea-men mix"