Simple Pleasures

[chrismpw]

There is nothing so underrated in life as laying a substantial turd.

Except, perhaps, if it turns out to be a "virgin birth" I. E. One that requires no subsequent polishing of the sphincter with the paper.

 

[Toast]

There is nothing so underrated in life as laying a substantial turd.

Except, perhaps, if it turns out to be a "virgin birth" I. E. One that requires no subsequent polishing of the sphincter with the paper.

 

[COYBL25]

What's wrong with your friends staying over anyway?

One of them in particular had some nasty habits, which she's witnessed in the past.

He's also very good at summoning " paying guests " once everyone else has got their head down.

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

There is nothing so underrated in life as laying a substantial turd.

Except, perhaps, if it turns out to be a "virgin birth" I. E. One that requires no subsequent polishing of the sphincter with the paper.

The Holy Grail.

 

[COYBL25]

Having a snooze in the afernoon

 

[magicjuan]

Hearing the word 'Dad'.

 

[ClausThomsen]

Taking the dog for a walk when it's windy as.

 

[Philw]

Letting out a ripper when you're at the urinal.

 

[jaspercabbage]

7 pages in and only 3 mentions of masturbating.



Masturbating.

 

[magicjuan]

7 pages in and only 3 mentions of masturbating.



Masturbating.

People are busy....

 

[COYBL25]

Checking the kids are asleep, just before you get your head down and seeing them tucked up in bed.

The world seeems to stop for a few seconds.

* the mornings when they get up are the polar opposite lol

 

[Tree13]

Porridge for breakfast. Absolutely nothing sets me up better for the day.

 

[Donald Twain]

Having a simply marvellous day in work ! Dont half make a didference !

 

[ClausThomsen]

7 pages in and only 3 mentions of masturbating.



Masturbating.

We're all in the Fonseca thread.

 

[summerisle]

He's changed his mind now.