There is nothing so underrated in life as laying a substantial turd.
Except, perhaps, if it turns out to be a "virgin birth" I. E. One that requires no subsequent polishing of the sphincter with the paper.
What's wrong with your friends staying over anyway?
The Holy Grail.There is nothing so underrated in life as laying a substantial turd.
Except, perhaps, if it turns out to be a "virgin birth" I. E. One that requires no subsequent polishing of the sphincter with the paper.
7 pages in and only 3 mentions of masturbating.
Masturbating.