Simple Pleasures

[Seathestars]

Banana butty

 

[COYBL25]

The car going straight though the MOT with no problems

 

[Jimmy Flangemoth]

Scratching one's hoop.

 

[Prevenger17]

Sitting on the toilet with a book and letting the poo fall out gently

 

[Jamo Martinez]

After a long stint working away, I've done absolutely nothing for a week except drink, watch box sets, play my guitar, annoy people on the internet and masturbate, it's been great

Look at you. Living the dream for all of us.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Can't believe we're 4 pages in and nobody's mentioned it yet.

So, what the hell.

Ye Mar

 

[.....!]

(Receiving) a really drawn out sloppy nosh.

 

[Pootsy]

Wife informing you that she would like to partake in some Maritial Unpleasantness.

 

[brieverton]

My dog Toffee running to greet me barking and yelping when I come home from work.

Staying up late in the evening with no work the next day.

Binging on box-sets/recorded TV.

Getting something in the post that isn't a bill or a bribe.

Pizza.

 

[AdamEFC]

Making people smile

 

[Barnfred 55]

Walking the dogs on a beach in Cornwall on a sunny day. Just returned from a 4 week break there and missing it already.

 

[Kenshin]

The sanctuary of your own toilet

Not in our house. Toilet downstairs as soon as you lock it the children magnet starts.





Waking up on a Saturday and realising you are off so going back to sleep.

 

[larbert toffee]

Family or friends having good news they want to share with you.

 

[lancs blue]

The mother in law saying she's lost her voice

 

[Kurt.]

The mother in law saying she's lost her voice

How can she if she's lost her voice ?

Never thought that one through did you.