Simple demands

[Frank Drebin]

1) The return of Mr Testicles
2) New blue side pitch gravel
3) Sly Stallone, where are you? Let's be havin you! I watched "Stop or my mom will shoot" and you owe me. I paid at the cinema to see that for God's sake. Do you realise how many times I had to masturbate in the cinema darkness to avoid the awfulness of the cinematic ****fist of that film? No you dont. And fortunately neither does the owner of the coat sitting in front of me.

 

[Chang Elephant]

4) Win the premiership

 

[micknick]

Mr Testicles and that Pink kit- we dont do much to help ourselves do we!

 

[Frank Drebin]

All i can remember of the Mr Testicles match is the man himself. Sly's appearance was followed by a performance of the enthusiasm of Tommy Gun at at HIV test. I've spent countless matches staring at the once bright blue gravel descend into grey pebbles instead of watching Hibbo shell the street end with crosses like a hun trench. I dont think my demands are excessive.