Signs Of The Coming Of Winter

[summerisle]

My hot water bottle has sprung a leak.

 

[marsh]

Heatings not been on yet and no hot water bottles needed

 

[wm02]

Put the heat on today. Put away shorts and unpacked the sweaters

 

[degsy]

used to be;
Some blert from the offices coming in the workshop in the afternoon for jump leads coz they'd set off for work in the half dark with their lights on, but it was light when they got there, forgot to switch off their lights.

you would really know it was winter when first guy ( probably the same blert above ) came in with a compact ball of spaghetti like Christmas lights and say, can you have a look at these, they won't go.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Bellwhiffs on Facebook posting about the amount of time until Christmas. 'Koff

 

[Norwegian Cow]

The cow hasn't mooed for six days...

moooooooo

 

[Whistlin' Dixie]

I'm drinking a small port.

Falmouth?

 

[rascal]

When you forget your front door keys so spend a couple of hours waiting for someone to get home in the garden shed freezing your nads off.

 

[jayden28]

When you forget your front door keys so spend a couple of hours waiting for someone to get home in the garden shed freezing your nads off.

Lolz,been there mate.

 

[rascal]

Lolz,been there mate.

When you need a piss so you do it in the gardening can hoping that the neighbours don't hear you

 

[summerisle]

My toes are getting cold.

 

[jal123]

The 'low outside temperature' warning I get when I turn the van on in the mornings. No need, I'm aware it's freezing since I've just left my warm house to walk to the freezing van.

 

[l4toffee]

buying a winter coat today .

 

[Ronnie lee]

The wife having the heating on.

 

[ItsOKImAPilot]

When you forget your front door keys so spend a couple of hours waiting for someone to get home in the garden shed freezing your nads off.

I always hide a key so when I do lock myself out, I can get back in.