Bryan+
Player Valuation: £40m
Hahah I’m old enough to have had the cane across me hands and legs mate. Imagine that these days?
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Rita_Poon
Player Valuation: £100m
flintstone-wash?
Bryan+
Player Valuation: £40m
What ya yabba dabba doing nan
Did you go out to buy a cardigan or did the Woolen Gods steer your path?
goldfinchmule
Player Valuation: £10m
No,it was the woolen Gods.
Cleaning my underwear draw out tonight I found these knickers from a few years back, bought from the Albion Club Shop. They came in a pack of two. Unfortunately the other pair I took on an away trip to Derby a few years back. Some bloke tied them to a balloon and they were last seen floating around the back of the Derby County goal mouth sadly never to be seen again.
Could have been a whole lot worse, I could have shown a photo of me in them!
Cake
Player Valuation: £10m
I thought you meant us to be looking at your skirt with the stars on...
(I've got those jeans.. George 'with stretch' aren't they! (please say they are, please...) Means you can get a size smaller and impress the girl on the checkout...)
How did your knickers end up on a balloon?
And who the F brings a balloon to a game?
Derby were giving them out, some sponsorship deal if I remember, a bloke next to me put the knickers on the balloon and we were bouncing it round the crowd and it ended up in the goal mouth
Cake
Player Valuation: £10m
When I was 13 I had a t-shirt (yellow) with this bear on and slogan (like a transfer iron on job). Just the bear, bottle of Cresta and the speech bubble, no background. I decided to wear it for the first time when the girl I was seeing (she would have been my first girlfriend I think?) was coming to my house for the first time. She was 2 years older than me and we had been 'dating' for about 2 weeks!
There was a knock on the door and I bounced towards it and flung it open, expecting her to want me to pull her hair or give her a dead arm again (because I looked so cool) but she just looked at me and said; "I don't want to see you any more." I just said "Oh, OK" and shut the door.
She had come about 5 bus stops just to tell me that and didn't even acknowledge the t-shirt! No class that girl. Lucky escape for me!
There was a knock on the door and I bounced towards it and flung it open, expecting her to want me to pull her hair or give her a dead arm again (because I looked so cool) but she just looked at me and said; "I don't want to see you any more." I just said "Oh, OK" and shut the door.
She had come about 5 bus stops just to tell me that and didn't even acknowledge the t-shirt! No class that girl. Lucky escape for me!
Yep, let's go with that story
Well it's the truth, don't you ever have fun at away gamesYep, let's go with that story
I'm an Evertonian, I don't have fun at any games
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