Shaving rituals

[best little spaniard]

Cold cold water for the blade, face washed first with hot hot water then a hot moist towel for 5 minutes on the face just to loosen the chops up and get the skin ready for a work over. Sit and get devastated on an easy sudoku for that 5 minutes.

If I am shaving and know I am going out after, there is a 101% chance I'll cut myself. That stat has a 1% margin of error.

That's a universal fact. You can't argue against it, any more than you can argue against gravity

 

[McBain]

You could be third cousins seven times removed!

Blair you must have a face like a sushi chefs chopping board, you need moisture, stat!

 

[McBain]

I bought a Badger Brush today, and had an Alum Block through the post the other day. I've started to use normal shaving soap as well.

That abstard get's right down t'wood, the shaving soap nice and warm and off in a jiffy, the feel of the Alum Block across my bonce is unreal.
I used the whole combo the other day and had a right shiner, only trouble was my hat wouldn't stay on.

I use the same on my fizzog as well but tend to pluck them on my scrote and hoop.

How many seconds you shave off your PB with that beauty?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Cold cold water for the blade, face washed first with hot hot water then a hot moist towel for 5 minutes on the face just to loosen the chops up and get the skin ready for a work over. Sit and get devastated on an easy sudoku for that 5 minutes.

If I am shaving and know I am going out after, there is a 101% chance I'll cut myself. That stat has a 1% margin of error.

That's a universal fact. You can't argue against it, any more than you can argue against gravity

That's where the Alum Block comes in, it is a natural astringent and stops the bleeding and heals the cut almost instantly.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

How many seconds you shave off your PB with that beauty?

I can do my head quite quick now tbh, couple of minutes, takes longer to lather up etc.
The rubber thing on it seems to make the hair stand up right, and you can tell by the noise that it's leaving nothing behind.

I got a shed load of blades on the cheap as well, and they seem to last a lot longer than others.

 

[gordonjblair]

You could be third cousins seven times removed!

Blair you must have a face like a sushi chefs chopping board, you need moisture, stat!

WHAT?! my skin's fine, it covers all the inside stuff, what more do you want? Besides, chicks love the rugged look ... and my shaving rash blends in with my rouge something lovely

 

[somuchfun]

I preshave with a Philips electronic shaver thingie. Then I use my Mach-5 first to shave with the grain and then against it. After shaving esp in wintertime I lotion my lovely face. Then it's doable as a baby's bum.

 

[Bungle]

I preshave with a Philips electronic shaver thingie. Then I use my Mach-5 first to shave with the grain and then against it. After shaving esp in wintertime I lotion my lovely face. Then it's doable as a baby's bum.

Erm

 

[BlueWeasel]

Once a month average with a beard trimmer. Surprised i've not been told off in work as I look a scruffy ****.