Shake or Dry ?

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

When you've been for a stand uppie do you just give it a shake or do you use a couple of pieces of your favourite double ply quilted to give it a little dry.
Obviously at the urinal this wouldn't be possible, but if any the sanctity of of a cubical would you give it a little dab to avoid any 'medals.'

 

[Groucho]

I dab on the trousers of the chap next to me.


I imagine Heatmeiser does too.

 

[steken1]

Both I don't wear undies so I've got to be uber careful

 

[Deloodid]

i just get me nob out at the hand dryer and let it dry that way.

 

[Bungle]

Always a shake, are there really people that wipe down their cock after a piss? Apart from bruce obviously who employs someone for that sole purpose.

 

[heatmeiser]

I dab on the trousers of the chap next to me.


I imagine Heatmeiser does too.

 

[Del]

Wipe it on Chico's/Bungle's mar's face

Chargers extra like

 

[heatmeiser]

Sit down to pee.

No need for all this shaking nonsense, filthy monsters.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Sit down to pee.

No need for all this shaking nonsense, filthy monsters.

so are you saying that if you sit down for a slash then there's no 'residual liquid' ? if so then why do tarts wipe ?

 

[chicoazul]

Shake for [Poor language removed] sake you animals.

 

[dead_soft]

Sit down and dab. I'm not making my linen look like a rorschach test.

 

[Bungle]

Men sitting down for a piss? You massive wrong'uns.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Men sitting down for a piss? You massive wrong'uns.

How does it work when they're 'out' like cos I've yet to see a lav seat that I'd put my arse anywhere near that isn't in a private residence.

 

[chicoazul]

You only sit down for a dump right? Right?

 

[heatmeiser]

I just mean you don't have to shake it around and spread your filthy scent across the room like a frigging elephant.

Sit down, a slight jiggle, or wipe if it's especially stubborn. You're done.