Shag, Marry, Kill...

Dom1878 · August 22, 2011

Dylan said:
You what???? A preying mantis with implants!!!! And I agree with Frank, you just wanna bum David.

Shag - Scary (the back in the Wannabe Scary)/Ginger
Marry - Baby
Kill - Posh/Sporty

And i dont want to bum David Beckham, if a threesome was mentioned then sure, id go for it, but not in a gay way obvs... :unsure:

Anyway back on topic, which one of the desperate housewives?

Frank Drebin · August 22, 2011

Dom1878 said:
Dont like blondes so why would i marry one! Victoria Beckham is the fittest, Gerry just looks like shes trying to pass for someone younger than she actually is, scary is just well how do you say...scary! And Mel C i cant stand the accent

Right stop rubbing your willy against your Beckham poster and listen. Baby Spice is perfect wife material: good personality, lovely looking and wide childbearing hips. Is being blonde really an issue? What if they all shaved their heads? Or it fell out? Would you have dumped Gail Porter? You sir are no more than a cad and a bounder.

And so what if Geri is a little older? Are you saying older women should be shunned in the bedroom? Should they be cast from the voting boxes too?

<Neville point power set to maximum>

Dom1878 · August 22, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
Right stop rubbing your willy against your Beckham poster and listen. Baby Spice is perfect wife material: good personality, lovely looking and wide childbearing hips. Is being blonde really an issue? What if they all shaved their heads? Or it fell out? Would you have dumped Gail Porter? You sir are no more than a cad and a bounder.

And so what if Geri is a little older? Are you saying older women should be shunned in the bedroom? Should they be cast from the voting boxes too?

<Neville point power set to maximum>

All of them supposedly have good personalities! Being blonde is as much as an issue as childbearing hips! Actually it isnt being blonde, because i think Holly Willoughby and Katherine Jenkins are just phwoarr, i just dont like her!

And geri, its not that shes older, she just tries to look younger and its just a turn off!

<POINTS BACK>

Frank Drebin · August 22, 2011

Dom1878 said:
All of them supposedly have good personalities! Being blonde is as much as an issue as childbearing hips! Actually it isnt being blonde, because i think Holly Willoughby and Katherine Jenkins are just phwoarr, i just dont like her!

And geri, its not that shes older, she just tries to look younger and its just a turn off!

<POINTS BACK>

Wipe your pre-cum from David's chin and have a word with yourself, if being blonde was an issue then why mention it? And if Posh dyed her hair blonde would she be ditched? You sexist pig, you make me sick.
And speaking as someone who had sex (mentally high fives self) with several over 50's before I was out of my teens let me tell you it's pretty great.
By the way the Neville point doesn't work on true believers.

The-Golden-Vision · August 22, 2011

Frank Drebin said:
Wipe your pre-cum from David's chin and have a word with yourself, if being blonde was an issue then why mention it? And if Posh dyed her hair blonde would she be ditched? You sexist pig, you make me sick.
And speaking as someone who had sex (mentally high fives self) with several over 50's before I was out of my teens let me tell you it's pretty great.
By the way the Neville point doesn't work on true believers.

Admitting to being a granny smasher on a public forum. I salute you sir.