Shag, Marry, Kill...

[Roztitute]

I'll start.

The women from Friends, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe.

I'd go for:

Shag: Rachel.
Marry: Monica - She cooks and cleans, and is also a babe.
Kill: Phoebe - Sorry love, nothing personal.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I'll start.

The women from Friends, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe.

I'd go for:

Shag: Rachel.
Marry: Monica - She cooks and cleans, and is also a babe.
Kill: Phoebe - Sorry love, nothing personal.

You monster.
She's quirky, I love quirky.

 

[RFUS]

Shag: Joey - PHWOAR.
Marry: Ross - Dependable and fairly hunky.
Kill: Phoebe - Beyond annoying.

 

[Roztitute]

You monster.
She's quirky, I love quirky.

I felt guilty but she gets outshined slightly in each category. Still love her <3

 

[Frank Drebin]

I would shag Rachel, marry her and then kill her when she inevitably cheats on me with the pool guy.

 

[Frank Drebin]

But in all honesty I would genuinely bum to the moon all of the guys for the chance to unload my panic in any of the girls.

 

[heatmeiser]

SHAG - The dad in Raising Hope. He was a terminator FFS.

KILL - The dad in Malcolm in the Middle. He's an annoying bellend.

MARRY - The dad in The Middle. He's boss.

 

[Woolly Blue]

I felt guilty but she gets outshined slightly in each category. Still love her <3

Shocking, truly shocking.
Rachel & Monica are skinny, brainless young girls

Phoebe is an interesting, real woman who you could :-

a ) Have a meanigful conversation with after shagging her senseless
b ) Have a meaningful conversation with before shagging her senseless and
c ) Have a meaningul conversation with while you shag her senseless.

No contest. You'll learn lad
Admittedly (c) takes a bit of practise.

 

[Roztitute]

She is interesting, but only because she is ridiculously stupid!

 

[Woolly Blue]

She is interesting, but only because she is ridiculously stupid!

You will fail your A-Levels !

 

[andrewkgsmith]

Can I kill all three of them? They all annoyed the living daylights out of me. In fact, I hated everyone on that show except for Chandler. Poor [Poor language removed] doesn't fit in with the rest of them, he's actually normal.

 

[heatmeiser]

I have a recurring dream in which I butcher Phoebe in a dirty cellar and then feed her flesh to the other awful cretins in that 'comedy' show.

We finish off the last of her ribs and wash her down with a rioja before dancing on the table while Volare by The Gypsy Kings plays.

VOLARE OHHHH!

[video=youtube;oNgSeJzLJFc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNgSeJzLJFc[/video]

 

[Woolly Blue]

I have a recurring dream in which I butcher Phoebe in a dirty cellar and then feed her flesh to the other awful cretins in that 'comedy' show.

Can I kill all three of them? They all annoyed the living daylights out of me. In fact, I hated everyone on that show except for Chandler. Poor [Poor language removed] doesn't fit in with the rest of them, he's actually normal.

*let the bad men go away

 

[Dom1878]

I'll start.

The women from Friends, Rachel, Monica and Phoebe.

I'd go for:

Shag: Rachel.
Marry: Monica - She cooks and cleans, and is also a babe.
Kill: Phoebe - Sorry love, nothing personal.

Agree, plus if you married monica, there would be more angry and high maintenance sex

 

[Roztitute]

You will fail your A-Levels !

hahaha low blow!! and i'm not a koppite ffs!!