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Serie A

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Here's a simple guide to assessing if you're a bad Serie A helmet.

You're a bad Serie A helmet if:

You spaff your meffy bills by pretending you play sweeper in five aside. Tit.

You claim that 0-0 can be boss games because of the defensive positioning. Bell.

You accept play acting as part of the modern game. Melt.

You shave your chest and pretend you're Maldini in the mirror. Beaut.

You reckon Pirlo is ace. Ted.

Fantastico!!
 

Probably not. But back to Zlatan. He's a YouTube player. Type of player the kids fall for. All stepovers and occasional audacious goal. As you get older you understand the game more though.
 

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