Secret work enemies

[COYBL25]

Used to love drawing little mustaches and specs on photos in Newspapers the staffroom at one place I worked. A very highbrow institution that perhaps took itself too seriously. Occasionally a Wang or tits. Used to love hearing people's reactions. A couple of folk used to get proper upset. It was addressed in an all staff meeting once. I nearly died laughing.

My very first job was a hornets nest of awful senior management and absolute irreverent loonies.

One lad Used to sneak into people's offices and draw a massive cock on the whiteboard if he knew they had a visitor. They'd arrive and have to explain it. We'd be in the corridor sniggering.

The other great game there was defacing the awful posters acting as newsletters that were put up around the factory floor. Beaming pics of the senior management would soon find thenselves adorned with Hitler moustaches.

Mischief is a good thing. Embrace it.

A favourite prank of a mate of mine , was to very subtly alter wordy documents of people he didn’t like.

He’d wait until their desk top was open and unattended, go through the files until he found one he liked and then insert the words “ massive cock “ and “ big bollox “ within the body of the docs.

Quite often it would go unnoticed until the recipient got the doc lol

 

[DavidH]

Thank you, I’m sure the poster involved accepts your apology. Just don’t do it again…..,

I prefer him to you

 

[Baines' left foot]

I smashed someone’s Liverpool mug once. It was outside sat on top of an air handling unit so I took my opportunity and stamped it in to the ground with my steelies. Felt good.

 

[the golden visionary]

I smashed someone’s Liverpool mug once. It was outside sat on top of an air handling unit so I took my opportunity and stamped it in to the ground with my steelies. Felt good.

Absolute hero moment

 

[Baines' left foot]

Absolute hero moment

It was one of those right time, right place moments.

I'm not a believer in fate, but every so often life throws up these opportunities that you must grasp with both hands.

 

[Baines' left foot]

This is my favourite thread for a long time.

 

[Jimishorts]

Recently had a new guy started at my work. Seems innocuous enough but has started casually dropping in little brags about other business interests etc. pretty certain he’s a compulsive liar (which would be ace) Also has this habit of talking through what he’s doing when he’s working on his computer like he’s talking to himself but everyone in the office needs to know.

Decided he shall be my work enemy as this has been a vacant position for some time now. No one at work knows this yet and I’m very polite with him but I come home with great gusto to tell the Mrs all the annoying things he’s done throughout the day. Is great. I hate him.

Any updates JJ?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Any updates JJ?

Hmm he backed me up in a meeting but I’m not falling for this.
Haven’t been to the office much. Wednesday will be the big day. I am going to put feelers out to see who else thinks he’s a bloater.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

If it’s just me then it’s quite possible that I am the office bloater. Would be unfortunate but have to say, I wouldn’t be entirely unhappy.

 

[Rita_Poon]

If it’s just me then it’s quite possible that I am the office bloater. Would be unfortunate but have to say, I wouldn’t be entirely unhappy.

Would this qualify you as your own worst enemy officially?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Would this qualify you as your own worst enemy officially?

Would basically mean everyone is the baddies. Will have to go deep undercover in the staff toilets.

 

[Rita_Poon]

Would basically mean everyone is the baddies. Will have to go deep undercover in the staff toilets.

The 'Glory' can be yours if you want it enough...

 

[Jimishorts]

Wednesday will be the big day

Smash a case of these on Tuesday night



And go straight in two footed on Wednesday morning.

Take no prisoners JJ.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

Smash a case of these on Tuesday night

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And go straight in two footed on Wednesday morning.

Take no prisoners JJ.

POR FAVOR!

 

[Rita_Poon]

POR FAVOR!

pour?